Shut the hell up
@cowaboing.bsky.social
You don’t play professional baseball
Many of your lives are hard because you don’t live in the home of the All Halal Fishburger
December 12, 2025 at 12:48 AM
Many of your lives are hard because you don’t live in the home of the All Halal Fishburger
All halal fish burger
December 11, 2025 at 8:26 PM
All halal fish burger
As my younger brother hath proclaimed so shall it be spoken as truth, “Ed Sheeran has achieved Unc status”
December 9, 2025 at 11:43 PM
As my younger brother hath proclaimed so shall it be spoken as truth, “Ed Sheeran has achieved Unc status”
Do a thought experiment with me: you text one of your friends to hang out and they say they can’t bc they are recovering from a bbl. This legit would not happen to me. Due to my tax bracket and other factors as well
December 9, 2025 at 12:10 AM
Do a thought experiment with me: you text one of your friends to hang out and they say they can’t bc they are recovering from a bbl. This legit would not happen to me. Due to my tax bracket and other factors as well
I can’t really fuck with art history bc they’ll say things like “they were still drawing cats with human faces then” and I can’t possibly understand how there was a time we learned to draw a cat that actually looks like a cat. It was right there just look at it and fucking draw it man
December 4, 2025 at 4:00 AM
I can’t really fuck with art history bc they’ll say things like “they were still drawing cats with human faces then” and I can’t possibly understand how there was a time we learned to draw a cat that actually looks like a cat. It was right there just look at it and fucking draw it man
Imagine my surprise when I tell my cousin I might get le and Ollie matching swords for their wedding and she tells me there is a family sword that gets passed down to the next person getting married and there’s not one but TWO to choose from
December 1, 2025 at 4:18 AM
Imagine my surprise when I tell my cousin I might get le and Ollie matching swords for their wedding and she tells me there is a family sword that gets passed down to the next person getting married and there’s not one but TWO to choose from
Say your prayers cyber Monday
November 30, 2025 at 4:37 PM
Say your prayers cyber Monday
Ai your days are numbered
November 29, 2025 at 8:55 PM
Ai your days are numbered
Men and women can’t be friends crowd so crazy. Like Are you sure because that’s gonna go ahead and be half of all people. Do you care to indulge in the wonders of this life at all?
November 29, 2025 at 2:59 AM
Men and women can’t be friends crowd so crazy. Like Are you sure because that’s gonna go ahead and be half of all people. Do you care to indulge in the wonders of this life at all?
One time in college I went to a secluded little beach by a cemetery to play guitar and a guy I knew and ran xc with came down with a saxophone separately and told me he played there at evening all the time and stuff like that doesn’t happen to me anymore bc I went to college for freaks
November 28, 2025 at 2:52 PM
One time in college I went to a secluded little beach by a cemetery to play guitar and a guy I knew and ran xc with came down with a saxophone separately and told me he played there at evening all the time and stuff like that doesn’t happen to me anymore bc I went to college for freaks
“It’s where the data is” uh buh obviously that means nothing to me
Am I supposed to understand what a data center even is
November 28, 2025 at 4:20 AM
“It’s where the data is” uh buh obviously that means nothing to me
Am I supposed to understand what a data center even is
November 28, 2025 at 4:19 AM
Am I supposed to understand what a data center even is
Love when a non New Yorker has a problem with Mamdani. Name 10 other mayors. You don’t give af about mayors shut the hell up
November 28, 2025 at 4:17 AM
Love when a non New Yorker has a problem with Mamdani. Name 10 other mayors. You don’t give af about mayors shut the hell up
I know it’s really hard but middle aged white womens it’s time to start resisting talking self deprecatingly about how fat you are after thanksgiving dinner. Be fat and happy or be quiet 🙏
November 27, 2025 at 10:46 PM
I know it’s really hard but middle aged white womens it’s time to start resisting talking self deprecatingly about how fat you are after thanksgiving dinner. Be fat and happy or be quiet 🙏
When a wax warmer says to put cotton balls in to soak up the old wax when you want to change scents it’s like. Who do you think I am? The Buddha?? I’m dumping it in the trash and spilling it in my hand
November 26, 2025 at 12:03 AM
When a wax warmer says to put cotton balls in to soak up the old wax when you want to change scents it’s like. Who do you think I am? The Buddha?? I’m dumping it in the trash and spilling it in my hand
I love getting to say ‘too late.’ I am the narrator and you just the audience. subject to the whims of dramatic irony. and what you so terribly don’t know I am going to reveal to you now . I put your delicates in on regular
November 25, 2025 at 12:32 AM
I love getting to say ‘too late.’ I am the narrator and you just the audience. subject to the whims of dramatic irony. and what you so terribly don’t know I am going to reveal to you now . I put your delicates in on regular
He couldn’t be awesomer I love how he is big
November 21, 2025 at 7:01 PM
He couldn’t be awesomer I love how he is big
When there’s less than 15 clown depictions in a room on my grandparents house it’s like. Where are the other 9-15 clowns
November 19, 2025 at 8:42 PM
When there’s less than 15 clown depictions in a room on my grandparents house it’s like. Where are the other 9-15 clowns
It seems archaic that you can’t listen to a voicemail you left to someone else
November 17, 2025 at 11:14 PM
It seems archaic that you can’t listen to a voicemail you left to someone else
Trying to look up a guy I used to know but it turns out is name is essentially two Asian currencies and I just keep getting conversion charts
November 16, 2025 at 8:23 PM
Trying to look up a guy I used to know but it turns out is name is essentially two Asian currencies and I just keep getting conversion charts
People going to space to see new stuff when we literally have volcanoes and molten lava right here in river city. Nothing on the moon is crazier than a volcano
November 16, 2025 at 6:55 PM
People going to space to see new stuff when we literally have volcanoes and molten lava right here in river city. Nothing on the moon is crazier than a volcano
Anti HRT legislation crazy when you consider the medical malpractice that has led to many medical advancements. You can’t treat my body like a science experiment if I don’t get to
November 11, 2025 at 10:43 PM
Anti HRT legislation crazy when you consider the medical malpractice that has led to many medical advancements. You can’t treat my body like a science experiment if I don’t get to
Awesome stuff going on in r/spiders
November 5, 2025 at 8:49 PM
Awesome stuff going on in r/spiders
Going to the dentist for the first time in 7+ years soon and treating them like a chiropractor. If you wanna fuck my shit around I’m going to need an explanation from a vetted textbook . Prove you’ve earned my wisdom teeth with evidence
November 3, 2025 at 3:40 PM
Going to the dentist for the first time in 7+ years soon and treating them like a chiropractor. If you wanna fuck my shit around I’m going to need an explanation from a vetted textbook . Prove you’ve earned my wisdom teeth with evidence
Kind of awesome that anyone you’ve lived with for a few years has likely looked at you more than you’ve looked at yourself and better knows how you look than you do
November 1, 2025 at 4:49 PM
Kind of awesome that anyone you’ve lived with for a few years has likely looked at you more than you’ve looked at yourself and better knows how you look than you do