Dudes & Dragons. Hilarious and knows exactly what it is.

I can agree to 1, 4, 5, 6, and 9 if we throw in an actual vegetable not coated in sugar, bacon fat, or condensed soup and the pie is pecan. The real question is in-the-bird or separate for 5. 😅 Honestly just not a huge fan of traditional bland food, so I'll be happier if we add spices.

Mine is going to be ham but casserole and rolls aren't far behind. Honestly, just toss the lot.