CovfefeGirl 💙
@covfefegirl.bsky.social
I've been through the desert on a horse with no name... and decided that was a dumb idea. So I named him Dave because horses named Dave are badass.💙 ☕️ 🐶💙
GenX, liberal, and woke AF.
GenX, liberal, and woke AF.
5,4,3,2,1..."rigged and stollen"
November 24, 2025 at 8:13 PM
5,4,3,2,1..."rigged and stollen"
He has a girlfriend? JFC
November 23, 2025 at 9:01 PM
He has a girlfriend? JFC
Yeah, but I mean 1500 isn't like an 8 year old, it just seems like a lot. It's almost average when you think about it.
November 18, 2025 at 8:36 PM
Yeah, but I mean 1500 isn't like an 8 year old, it just seems like a lot. It's almost average when you think about it.
Solid point. Pun intended.
November 10, 2025 at 5:18 PM
Solid point. Pun intended.
Thanks for being strong for us and deciphering the bull shit! You're amazing.
November 3, 2025 at 12:40 AM
Thanks for being strong for us and deciphering the bull shit! You're amazing.
Looks like that ear healed up without even a trace of a scar. How fortuitous for him.
October 15, 2025 at 11:53 PM
Looks like that ear healed up without even a trace of a scar. How fortuitous for him.
JFC. It never ends.
September 21, 2025 at 11:41 PM
JFC. It never ends.
That's even more fair.
September 14, 2025 at 6:36 PM
That's even more fair.
That's actually fair.
September 14, 2025 at 1:57 PM
That's actually fair.
Forgot Dr. Evil being more trustworthy.
September 7, 2025 at 2:25 PM
Forgot Dr. Evil being more trustworthy.
Even pigeons are nicer than Republicans in office...
September 4, 2025 at 6:41 PM
Even pigeons are nicer than Republicans in office...
The cult is not intelligent enough to know that taco tits is just a face for the real people in power. A majority will reject anything other than another Trump from the same bloodline. No, I'm not kidding. Bloodlines are oddly important to these folks.
August 31, 2025 at 3:10 PM
The cult is not intelligent enough to know that taco tits is just a face for the real people in power. A majority will reject anything other than another Trump from the same bloodline. No, I'm not kidding. Bloodlines are oddly important to these folks.
I think it was the other way around. Homeless dude had a couch, and HE was afraid.
August 27, 2025 at 12:36 PM
I think it was the other way around. Homeless dude had a couch, and HE was afraid.
Essentially, yes. The "deportations" will be turned into "incarceration" while "things get sorted out" (Aligator Alcatraz). Once incarcerated, they are subject to "forced labor"....otherwise known as slaves with no hope of freedom in a for-profit institution.
August 19, 2025 at 5:56 PM
Essentially, yes. The "deportations" will be turned into "incarceration" while "things get sorted out" (Aligator Alcatraz). Once incarcerated, they are subject to "forced labor"....otherwise known as slaves with no hope of freedom in a for-profit institution.
Everyone knows that escalators are a hotbed of death and near misses.
August 18, 2025 at 3:36 PM
Everyone knows that escalators are a hotbed of death and near misses.
And for fucks sake do not take your god damn shoes off with your nasty ass dirty socks for me to smell. FFS shut up, too.
July 29, 2025 at 7:33 PM
And for fucks sake do not take your god damn shoes off with your nasty ass dirty socks for me to smell. FFS shut up, too.
Right, and she threw the fucking diamond in the ocean like a jerk.
July 22, 2025 at 5:42 PM
Right, and she threw the fucking diamond in the ocean like a jerk.
You clearly don't get my sense of humor.
July 21, 2025 at 11:54 PM
You clearly don't get my sense of humor.
You don't think Yamtits is on the Epstein list, do you? I mean, he did say it was a hoax.
July 17, 2025 at 7:30 AM
You don't think Yamtits is on the Epstein list, do you? I mean, he did say it was a hoax.
Wait, is this real?
July 9, 2025 at 9:18 PM
Wait, is this real?