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Rudy
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I’m happy for the gig, but who wrote this?
The thing about a first place bears team is that you know they’re not really going anywhere so everything is just gravy at this point.
November 17, 2025 at 4:39 AM
Hear me out:

Nick Sirianni head coach
Nate Hackett oc
Matt Eberflus defensive coordinator
Bo nix qb.
November 17, 2025 at 4:33 AM
Ben Johnson took 10 games to match Eberflus’s season high in wins.
November 17, 2025 at 2:02 AM
I will like football society is gaslighting me on Xavier Worthy.
November 16, 2025 at 10:44 PM
Redzone rolling out late stage capitalism disaster level commercials.
November 16, 2025 at 10:15 PM
Adidas uses Trevor Lawrence and Travis Hunter to show with hard work and a goofy forced commercial friendship you too can be a qb/wr duo with the worst chemistry in the NFL on a bad offense until ultimately one or both of you gets hurt. Get ready to hear let’s hear it for the boys on constant repeat
November 16, 2025 at 3:38 PM
No one in sports has been white washed as much as Jameis. I for one do not find the probable rapist to be the fun loving goofball everyone else does.
November 15, 2025 at 9:50 PM
Corporate hot Santa has jumped the shark while riding a shark being jumped by Fonzi riding a third shark.
November 14, 2025 at 2:08 AM
Kirk Herbstreit wants to take Drake Maye home to his mom’s for Thanksgiving so badly.
November 14, 2025 at 1:56 AM
Do you think TNF told Shaboozy “make a song that sounds literally identical to Tipsy”?
November 14, 2025 at 1:43 AM
Patriots had a bottom 5 logo in American pro sports.
November 14, 2025 at 1:18 AM
Kirk herbstriet is an insufferable prick who apparently loves bad nfl head coaches. Hilarious to glaze Aaron Glenn especially after he treated the media the way he did this past weekend.
November 14, 2025 at 1:11 AM
Been watching studio ghibli with Rory and I had mostly found them pretty good but hadn’t really connected with any but castle in the sky has me finally getting them. I love this movie.
November 13, 2025 at 9:57 PM
Every fucking Facebook movie post from a page refers to all movies and tv shows as “woke” or “anti-woke” and I’m losing my fucking mind.
November 12, 2025 at 5:03 PM
Reposted by Rudy
the unearned, mythologized hype around a handful of young quarterbacks is another landmark detailing the emotional impacts of wealth hoarding and imperialism as they reduce the practical materialism of a society that is alleged to benefit from such barbarism. in this essay i will-[immediately tazed]
November 11, 2025 at 6:26 PM
Winter remains undefeated against loser fascists.
November 11, 2025 at 8:56 PM
Nick sirriani is the worst coach to ever win a Super Bowl
November 11, 2025 at 4:19 AM
This game is looking dangerously close to the Thursday night clunker and hurts and love looking remarkably like Bo Nix.
November 11, 2025 at 2:44 AM
The media was right. Caleb Williams is in fact a coach killer.
BREAKING: The Giants are firing head coach Brian Daboll after Sunday’s loss to the Bears, per sources.

Daboll, who won Coach of the Year in 2022, finishes his New York tenure with a 20-40-1 record in 3+ seasons.
November 10, 2025 at 5:56 PM
Ryan Poles belongs in The Hague.
November 9, 2025 at 8:25 PM
Why does every brand’s Christmas commercial now have a DILF Santa now? They all suck.
November 9, 2025 at 8:14 PM
Can we fire Ryan Poles yet?
November 9, 2025 at 7:47 PM
Man that progressive AI commercial is an abomination.
November 9, 2025 at 7:46 PM
Frankenstein (2025) and Nosferatu (2024) gotta make one hell of double creature feature.
November 9, 2025 at 3:02 AM
Paying 12% of my income to pay $3500 before insurance kicks in and still charges me 20% coinsurance for healthcare is unbelievably fucked up.
November 8, 2025 at 5:34 PM