And honestly, in even simpler terms: people who just let me talk. I could not tell you the last time I was able to actually get a thought out without being cut off.

Honey if you think you’re getting off easy because there isn’t a league you’ve got a big storm coming. Binchkateers will be kicking it into maximum overdrive once I’m back on land to crack the (abyssal) whip.

The echoes of hunleif still haunt you to this day

If she were doing near constant aerial gymnastics or inverting, that’s a different story entirely. But honestly the hardest part about singing while flying is trying to stay facing forward.

This is not to discredit her performance, she killed it. I’ve just seen multiple posts from singers being like “it’s insane that she is doing that without being able to support and feel grounded” and those are valid concerns, but the harness gives you support. Your core doesn’t do much extra work.

Only the best at the crew coffee shop!

And with that I have officially completed my first nuzlocke! Congrats to Brenda the Mamoswine (MVP for sure) and Mephisto the Houndoom for making it through the meat grinder that is Cynthia. We had a few close calls but through the power of friendship we prevailed.

Xeric was instrumental in Cynthia’s downfall. Their sturdy ability guaranteed they survived an earthquake from Garchomp so they could put up Reflect, allowing Brenda the Mamoswine to survive long enough to take out Garchomp with two Ice Fangs.

RIP to Toxisha the Toxicroak, Evrae the Gyarados, and Xeric the Magneton. All three gave their lives valiantly against Cynthia’s onslaught. Toxicroak fell to Gastrodon, but her toxic was instrumental. Gyarados fell to poison damage after taking out Milotic.