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Bangzoom SB, Pats and Hawks. Seattle has the defense to get it.
January 26, 2026 at 2:53 AM
Bangzoom SB, Pats and Hawks. Seattle has the defense to get it.
Great defensive scheme on 4th and at-back by Seattle, odd sitch for a team in the lead, may be 4-down territory with 206 seconds to go.
January 26, 2026 at 2:32 AM
Great defensive scheme on 4th and at-back by Seattle, odd sitch for a team in the lead, may be 4-down territory with 206 seconds to go.
Fake a pass, fake the scramble, pitch for a new set, 10th play o' drive.
Win or lose, sure fun to watch LAR play offense.
Win or lose, sure fun to watch LAR play offense.
January 26, 2026 at 2:26 AM
Fake a pass, fake the scramble, pitch for a new set, 10th play o' drive.
Win or lose, sure fun to watch LAR play offense.
Win or lose, sure fun to watch LAR play offense.
Rams DEF rolls it like it's round, looks to be only time left for a TD to go up by 3, then a tying FG.
January 26, 2026 at 2:16 AM
Rams DEF rolls it like it's round, looks to be only time left for a TD to go up by 3, then a tying FG.
Wow, seven real-time minutes later, Woolen still dischording, this time tearing apart his own sideline.
January 26, 2026 at 2:06 AM
Wow, seven real-time minutes later, Woolen still dischording, this time tearing apart his own sideline.
No longer a legion of boom, a chatterbox of gloom in Stafford's face while he's sidelined.
Next play, Puka "Jitterbug" Nacua for a score. Does MacDonald have control over his team?
Next play, Puka "Jitterbug" Nacua for a score. Does MacDonald have control over his team?
January 26, 2026 at 2:01 AM
No longer a legion of boom, a chatterbox of gloom in Stafford's face while he's sidelined.
Next play, Puka "Jitterbug" Nacua for a score. Does MacDonald have control over his team?
Next play, Puka "Jitterbug" Nacua for a score. Does MacDonald have control over his team?
Crazy, only 24 months ago, nobody in their right football mind would ever want Sam Darnold on their team.
January 26, 2026 at 1:47 AM
Crazy, only 24 months ago, nobody in their right football mind would ever want Sam Darnold on their team.
I know people call it "one third" of football, but let's all be honest, Special Teams are only a tenth of the game.
Same for the Penalties Tally.
So what does it mean that the Rams drop a kick, but the only (accepted) penalties are 3 against the Seahawks?
Overtime, that's what it smells like.
Same for the Penalties Tally.
So what does it mean that the Rams drop a kick, but the only (accepted) penalties are 3 against the Seahawks?
Overtime, that's what it smells like.
January 26, 2026 at 1:39 AM
I know people call it "one third" of football, but let's all be honest, Special Teams are only a tenth of the game.
Same for the Penalties Tally.
So what does it mean that the Rams drop a kick, but the only (accepted) penalties are 3 against the Seahawks?
Overtime, that's what it smells like.
Same for the Penalties Tally.
So what does it mean that the Rams drop a kick, but the only (accepted) penalties are 3 against the Seahawks?
Overtime, that's what it smells like.
Heh, a tax place is advertising "our new in-person tax locations"
Let me guess... empty Spirit Halloween spaces?
Let me guess... empty Spirit Halloween spaces?
January 26, 2026 at 1:24 AM
Heh, a tax place is advertising "our new in-person tax locations"
Let me guess... empty Spirit Halloween spaces?
Let me guess... empty Spirit Halloween spaces?
Nice half, Rams OL is stout, they're sending 2 LB's to play flag, DBs are challenged.
Seahawks OL is more bendy, secondary playing Nacua well, JSN is magnetic.
No clue who'll win.
Seahawks OL is more bendy, secondary playing Nacua well, JSN is magnetic.
No clue who'll win.
January 26, 2026 at 1:18 AM
Nice half, Rams OL is stout, they're sending 2 LB's to play flag, DBs are challenged.
Seahawks OL is more bendy, secondary playing Nacua well, JSN is magnetic.
No clue who'll win.
Seahawks OL is more bendy, secondary playing Nacua well, JSN is magnetic.
No clue who'll win.
Stafford just can't scramble, but in the drive before last, saw him stand facing the same pressure which, so far in the playoffs, has caused panic and perdition for every QB under 27.
January 26, 2026 at 12:47 AM
Stafford just can't scramble, but in the drive before last, saw him stand facing the same pressure which, so far in the playoffs, has caused panic and perdition for every QB under 27.
Disappointed most commercials are merely hypes for what a corp is planning for the SB, but serious here, check out that H&R Block lady in the green jacket.
Likely some visual artist told their boss it'd be cool/edgy, but truly, it's creepy instead.
Likely some visual artist told their boss it'd be cool/edgy, but truly, it's creepy instead.
January 26, 2026 at 12:35 AM
Disappointed most commercials are merely hypes for what a corp is planning for the SB, but serious here, check out that H&R Block lady in the green jacket.
Likely some visual artist told their boss it'd be cool/edgy, but truly, it's creepy instead.
Likely some visual artist told their boss it'd be cool/edgy, but truly, it's creepy instead.
Weird, 45 minutes into an NFL game, and still haven't seen the pixelated rump of an emu.
January 26, 2026 at 12:16 AM
Weird, 45 minutes into an NFL game, and still haven't seen the pixelated rump of an emu.
So grateful to be not hearing Tony Romo ever again. For Fox, the "call" is quality ans so far this season, Brady's "color" commentary has been better than predicted.
January 26, 2026 at 12:08 AM
So grateful to be not hearing Tony Romo ever again. For Fox, the "call" is quality ans so far this season, Brady's "color" commentary has been better than predicted.
Looks like it's that kind of game, both teams need to ignore the third quadrant of the field.
If you matriculate to midfield, take 3 shots at the 25.
If you matriculate to midfield, take 3 shots at the 25.
January 25, 2026 at 11:52 PM
Looks like it's that kind of game, both teams need to ignore the third quadrant of the field.
If you matriculate to midfield, take 3 shots at the 25.
If you matriculate to midfield, take 3 shots at the 25.
Walker, JSN, and Sam Darnold of all people? Seattle has good balance and that loud 12th advantage, but hard to shake Sam's playoff Hindenburg exit last year.
January 25, 2026 at 11:43 PM
Walker, JSN, and Sam Darnold of all people? Seattle has good balance and that loud 12th advantage, but hard to shake Sam's playoff Hindenburg exit last year.
No idea who Zach Top is, but he looks like a character in a sitcom which tries too hard to be drama-ish.
His anthem rendition got bleeped, wonder if the reason why will be reported?
His anthem rendition got bleeped, wonder if the reason why will be reported?
January 25, 2026 at 11:39 PM
No idea who Zach Top is, but he looks like a character in a sitcom which tries too hard to be drama-ish.
His anthem rendition got bleeped, wonder if the reason why will be reported?
His anthem rendition got bleeped, wonder if the reason why will be reported?
Undercard done, main event up. Again, have no preference here, let's hope for good clean football.
Kyren, Puka, Davante, Stafford has 55 comebacks but if he had 25 of those and be 31 years old, Rams'd be better off. Not that Matt is a cementfoot, but facing a jousty Seahawk DEF today.
Kyren, Puka, Davante, Stafford has 55 comebacks but if he had 25 of those and be 31 years old, Rams'd be better off. Not that Matt is a cementfoot, but facing a jousty Seahawk DEF today.
January 25, 2026 at 11:32 PM
Undercard done, main event up. Again, have no preference here, let's hope for good clean football.
Kyren, Puka, Davante, Stafford has 55 comebacks but if he had 25 of those and be 31 years old, Rams'd be better off. Not that Matt is a cementfoot, but facing a jousty Seahawk DEF today.
Kyren, Puka, Davante, Stafford has 55 comebacks but if he had 25 of those and be 31 years old, Rams'd be better off. Not that Matt is a cementfoot, but facing a jousty Seahawk DEF today.
Switching to FOX, thankfully no more Tony "Failster" Romo... forever as far as me.
But Fox immediately breaks to an ad for Amz's "AI Enhanced Assessment", which is exactly the incestuous sibling of the mistake which just denied DEN a trip to SB.
Madden would've seen right right thru that cruppe.
But Fox immediately breaks to an ad for Amz's "AI Enhanced Assessment", which is exactly the incestuous sibling of the mistake which just denied DEN a trip to SB.
Madden would've seen right right thru that cruppe.
January 25, 2026 at 11:15 PM
Switching to FOX, thankfully no more Tony "Failster" Romo... forever as far as me.
But Fox immediately breaks to an ad for Amz's "AI Enhanced Assessment", which is exactly the incestuous sibling of the mistake which just denied DEN a trip to SB.
Madden would've seen right right thru that cruppe.
But Fox immediately breaks to an ad for Amz's "AI Enhanced Assessment", which is exactly the incestuous sibling of the mistake which just denied DEN a trip to SB.
Madden would've seen right right thru that cruppe.
Pity, the pundit package will attribute it to Bo Nix falling, when it'd be heading to homefield overtime right now, if Sean "Greedy" Payton had accepted the gift of 3 points, rather than suckering for AI "analytics"
January 25, 2026 at 11:04 PM
Pity, the pundit package will attribute it to Bo Nix falling, when it'd be heading to homefield overtime right now, if Sean "Greedy" Payton had accepted the gift of 3 points, rather than suckering for AI "analytics"
Last gasp, aged Courtland Sutton is not Denver's best WR, but his size versus the weather is their only hope.
January 25, 2026 at 10:52 PM
Last gasp, aged Courtland Sutton is not Denver's best WR, but his size versus the weather is their only hope.
202 secs left, Sean Payton's greed to refuse the gift of 3 points in the 1st Quarter looks dumber and dumber.
January 25, 2026 at 10:50 PM
202 secs left, Sean Payton's greed to refuse the gift of 3 points in the 1st Quarter looks dumber and dumber.
Or maybe it'll come down to which team's cadre of sideline cobblers can screw-out/screw-in longer cleats the fastest?
January 25, 2026 at 10:45 PM
Or maybe it'll come down to which team's cadre of sideline cobblers can screw-out/screw-in longer cleats the fastest?
501 seconds left, impressed with Surtain of the Broncos, but the Pats look to have more non-kicker offensive strength.
January 25, 2026 at 10:42 PM
501 seconds left, impressed with Surtain of the Broncos, but the Pats look to have more non-kicker offensive strength.
Hey CBS: tragic mistake trying to "AI Enhance" the lines and hashes in white when... one team is dressed in white.
CBS fails at football. Yet again.
CBS fails at football. Yet again.
January 25, 2026 at 10:31 PM
Hey CBS: tragic mistake trying to "AI Enhance" the lines and hashes in white when... one team is dressed in white.
CBS fails at football. Yet again.
CBS fails at football. Yet again.