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Cousin Herb
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Navigating thru life one shit show at a time
They’d be fools to follow thru with that F-35 purchase. Too expensive for Chinese-compromised tech, besides Saab wants to build Canadian Gripens in Canada.

As an American watching my country circling the drain thanks to a fascist shitbag, I’d warn others to avoid doing business with us for now.
November 16, 2025 at 10:30 PM
Actually, only one is.

Jared’s middle name is Dino.
November 16, 2025 at 12:17 AM
Buh bye, Jared!

That guy clearly demonstrated that if this was 1776, he’d be too much of a coward to openly side with the Patriots.

Meanwhile, Collins demonstrated her full-throated Loyalist creds. She lost any and all right to evoke Margaret Chase Smith’s name.
November 16, 2025 at 12:16 AM
Fuck no!

DoorDash deliveries by actual human bicyclists, absolutely. But job stealing robots taking up space reserved for cycling commuters is a hard no.

I eagerly await any and all lawsuits that arise out of this.
November 16, 2025 at 12:11 AM
You guys may want to rethink your profile logo.

I’m over here doom scrolling without glasses on and mistook you guys for CBS long enough for me to start shitposting how CBS now stands for Cowards Backing Shitler and how you’re becoming a propaganda mouthpiece.

That said, my bad.
November 15, 2025 at 11:36 PM
Fuck that lying poser.

He gets free healthcare even after he voted to effectively strip affordable healthcare for millions of others.

Somebody tell that dick-vaporlocked fraud to retire already.
November 15, 2025 at 8:57 PM
Damn, somebody ask her plastic surgeon if they were going for Jacob Elordi’s look in Frankenstein.
November 15, 2025 at 8:36 PM
Since CBS is now owned by a failed actor/Ellison nepo baby that’s pushing their transition from journalism to right wing propaganda, I won’t be watching anything they air or publish online.

And Bari Weiss? She’s to journalism what stage 4 cancer is to lifespan.
November 15, 2025 at 7:05 PM
Right now, Starbucks CEO is making 6,666 times more than what their median employee wage is.

If people aren’t boycotting businesses that pay their employees so little, they should be.
November 15, 2025 at 6:50 PM
It should be obvious by now to everyone with a functioning brain that all of Shitler cabinet appointees are there to subvert and undermine the very agencies they’re supposedly tasked to oversee in good faith.
November 15, 2025 at 12:13 AM
Bahahahahahaha!

Riiiiight.

Oh, btw… #BoycottCBS for bending the knee to a fascist thug and turning itself into a MAGA propaganda operation.
November 14, 2025 at 11:36 PM
If that grifting imbecile thinks history is going to remember him as being anything other than the greedy, self-centered bigot that he truly is, it’s because he thinks he can pay for a better narrative.
November 14, 2025 at 10:18 PM
#BoycottParamount
#BoycottCBS

Seriously, fuck those fascist choads. Most especially that failed actor/nepo baby that’s actively transforming CBS News from a reputable news outlet to full-throated MAGA mouthpiece.
November 14, 2025 at 8:26 PM
#BoycottCBS

Cowards Backing Shitler seems to forget that they bent the knee to protect a fucking merger.

Now that you have a far right glory hole attendant for “Editor-in-Chief,” your descent into a propagandizing clown show will only hasten.
November 14, 2025 at 12:32 AM
At least Angus got that pinky promise!

Amirite?!
November 13, 2025 at 8:42 PM
#BoycottCBS

You’re now only trusted to be Shitler’s propaganda mouthpiece.

You hired a right wing glory hole attendant for Editor in Chief who thinks that maintaining journalistic standards is bad for business.

That’s after you sold your integrity to protect a merger.

Fuck off.
November 13, 2025 at 7:47 PM
That should be painfully obvious to anybody with an IQ higher than a cabbage.
November 13, 2025 at 7:11 PM
They’re going to fight Cali’s map while doing nothing about Texas’s map because they’re a bunch of fascist crooks.

Hope Bondi gets that lengthy prison sentence she so richly deserves.
November 13, 2025 at 7:10 PM
IIRC, only one of those teams actually had Cy Young on their roster.
November 13, 2025 at 12:50 AM
I wish you good luck!

Everyone too smart for a red hat knows that the only thing that LePlague brings to the table is ignorance and bigotry.
November 13, 2025 at 12:27 AM
November 13, 2025 at 12:02 AM