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Courtney Rose
@courtneyrosy.bsky.social
Surviving, not thriving ✨
She/her. NY -> MA.
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I don’t care who knows it: CANCELLED! is a fucking jam.
January 4, 2026 at 5:35 PM
There’s a woman sitting behind home plate at the Mets Nationals game wearing a “Trump was right about everything” hat, how embarrassing!
August 21, 2025 at 12:26 AM
Not me crying watching old episodes of the Great Food Truck Race
August 20, 2025 at 6:54 PM
Hell is a Trader Joe’s parking lot
June 28, 2025 at 9:30 PM
Update: I got my answer, and I am satisfied.
Still waiting on an answer
I would love proof on why the Mets are paying Soto so much fucking money, please and thank you.
June 26, 2025 at 7:59 PM
Turning into my parents by watching nothing but the Food Network
June 10, 2025 at 2:01 AM
Straining my lower back lifting up dumbbells during pride month? Homophobic.
June 8, 2025 at 4:12 AM
Nothing solidifies my lack of desire to have children like children in an airport
June 1, 2025 at 10:23 AM
Still waiting on an answer
I would love proof on why the Mets are paying Soto so much fucking money, please and thank you.
May 7, 2025 at 8:24 PM
From March-September (hopefully October as well), I transform into a stereotypical cis-hetero man who hogs the TV to watch sports (let’s go Mets baby)
April 29, 2025 at 7:42 PM
I would love proof on why the Mets are paying Soto so much fucking money, please and thank you.
April 16, 2025 at 7:55 PM
I loved explaining to my cis hetero male partner the meaning behind Chappell Roan’s “The Giver”
March 20, 2025 at 5:00 PM
Getting my family hooked on Chappell Roan 🌈
March 18, 2025 at 11:24 PM
The bros sitting next to me are getting real passionate about some bullshit and I’m like man it’s st. paddy’s lemme eat my nuggies and drink my Guinness in PEACE
March 18, 2025 at 12:15 AM
My mom was talking about her weight loss journey and now it’s all I get in my fyp 🙃
March 17, 2025 at 2:34 AM
I need more of my friends to get on here. I want to interact with the homies away from z*ckerberg
March 17, 2025 at 2:20 AM
I hate learning about cool international music festivals months too late where the tickets are already sold out
March 6, 2025 at 2:28 PM
Lyft driver just asked me if he should take a left or right. Like bro, I don’t know, you’re driving the car???
February 28, 2025 at 10:49 PM
Whenever I get right-winged reels on Instagram, I’m just going to troll them. Like why do you care if Worcester is a sanctuary for trans people? Touch grass!
February 20, 2025 at 7:38 PM
Most people look miserable on treadmills at the gym. I like to put on a full pop concert for the gym, strutting for my life
February 13, 2025 at 11:56 PM
One of the best parts about the Super Bowl was watching grown men cry over sports. It tickled me.
February 10, 2025 at 10:35 PM
This week in therapy, I learned that executive orders are not laws; they’re more like “wishlist items”. I feel silly not knowing that before, but at least I know now!
February 8, 2025 at 5:04 AM
I heard somewhere that women working out fights fascism because they want us to be small, weak, and frail. Great motivation to get to the gym!
February 5, 2025 at 4:50 PM
It’s amazing how when democrats go into office, nothing happens, but when republicans get elected, they do everything they can to scare and shake up the country. This is one of the many reasons why I won’t register with a political party.
February 5, 2025 at 1:55 PM
It’s too bad I was five when Al Gore ran for president
February 4, 2025 at 10:04 PM