My husband left me this morning. Packed his bags and got a flight. He’ll be back Sunday and it cannot come soon enough.

I need a break… in my neck preferably

I need more friends who are obsessed with true crime.

“Courtney why don’t you want kids?”
#1 reason I’ve been taking care of humans for most of my life, and I’m tired.

How come no one told me that I would have to parent my parent all of my life? I’m exhausted.