Dad: I’m going to call you for Christmas.
Me: no thanks. Jack Antonoff wrote a song about this.

I can’t believe that Taylor Swift wrote the Smallest Man Who Ever Lived about the rat from Flushed Away.

I just Blew myself

How I imagine Hozier in between recording I,Carrion and Eat Your Young:
*Wipes away tears* sorry about that, it’s time for me to slut it up for you now. *rips off pants*

The crossfade between Don’t Blame me into Look what You Made Me Do on the eras tour changed my life.

I just really hope Mike Tyson beats the shit out of Jake Paul. That kid has been cruising for a bruising for a long time.

Thanks to the new movie for Wicked my kids in my class have been requesting to listen to some of the songs.
I love it.
But how long until they discover that Elphaba is Elsa?

BREAKING: Trump has nominated the Faceless Corn and Golden Ox Man to co-chair the Department of Agriculture