Minneapolis mayoral hopeful "Pothole Rick" promises to fix the city's crumbling road infrastructure using "dirt bombs from Terraria"

Sure bluesky is nice but it suffers from the same problem as the bird website, I'm afraid. When you scroll long enough it's just

raw hog

Okay but how about "Alive Internet Theory" where bots aren't real and everyone is just stupid now

Watching jeopardy on the big screen, podium blocking @kenjennings.bsky.social dumpy

CBD hotdogs at the vikes game, nothing better