Oh thank GOD.

Alright. Time and place?

OHO. Sure.

Wait. Like an actual package.

You’re all in trouble. Probably.

a decade. What are you. Hah.

You get work here???

Damn. I just kinda stand here and look important. Missy Red Vaultie head usually tells me to go and “pick those melons”. And I’m already staring at her melons.

[She shrugs.]

Dunno where he is, though. It’s fine. What are you with someone if you’ve been friends for more than-

[Even when she tries to be friendly, she fucks up. Damn it.

She makes a silent promise.

But now will probably go for a drink. That was exhausting.]

Yeaahhh I’m kinda annoying about it. His name is Boone. I think I annoy him, probably.

Well now! It’s a sign!

It’s cozy in a commune but sometimes you gotta get out there!

Yeah. Right. Uh.

Take care.

I really hope I haven;t scared ya.

It’s a beautiful world out there!

Oh shit. Struck a nerve, didn’t I?

Sorry.

Uhhhh. Pretend I didn’t say anything.

[Ivy might be a bit of a class clown, but she looks concerned. Fuck. Good one, idiot.]

I promise I don’t know much more than that. Ah. Shit. Sorry.

I named myself, sugar. So just wear it with pride. I guess.

Not really their fault. I get it.

I got sympathy for em. Especially when I see a corpse on the road.

But hey! Maybe being loopy keeps you alive.

[She tilts her head.]

Showgirl likes it boring, huh? Remind me to wear my beige suit next time.

Aw well there’s your problem! You gotta go travelling!

Look… to be honest mines was a joke. I don’t really “get any”. I pined for someone but he’s a bit clueless.

So it’s not always easy. I get it.

Yeeeesss?

How many bars you go to? Surely there’s a bunch of not too bad men.

I’ve come across vault dwellers before. Not all are like that, funnily enough.

[She grins.]

Awww. Staying indoors can be a little boring sometimes, dontcha think?

Oh.

You don’t have to be a mailman for that!!!

Uh….

You know. I don’t think its really super relevant right now.

Don’t worry about it.