JL
@coupondripper.bsky.social
How fast can Dr Pepper make you go?
they/it
they/it
When Le Guin said Wolfe was 'our Melville' she meant that he was destined to be read by trans people in intermittent waves
December 10, 2025 at 3:27 AM
When Le Guin said Wolfe was 'our Melville' she meant that he was destined to be read by trans people in intermittent waves
If u dont scratch ur genitals and play flamenco guitar the same way then we aint seeing eye to nothing
November 24, 2025 at 3:34 PM
If u dont scratch ur genitals and play flamenco guitar the same way then we aint seeing eye to nothing
Trading my blood for rent money at csl plasma and the corporate art on the wall looks like alex degen's stuff?? Does degen juice for money too
November 20, 2025 at 2:18 PM
Trading my blood for rent money at csl plasma and the corporate art on the wall looks like alex degen's stuff?? Does degen juice for money too
Intuit developed a new app call the hand of Nebuchadnezzar where a phantasmal hand will scrawl ur updated credit score on the opposite wall once every 30 days
November 13, 2025 at 2:11 AM
Intuit developed a new app call the hand of Nebuchadnezzar where a phantasmal hand will scrawl ur updated credit score on the opposite wall once every 30 days
The worried hillbilly asks "ya'll plumb?"
November 4, 2025 at 7:25 AM
The worried hillbilly asks "ya'll plumb?"
got arrested for calling a Greenland shark unc
October 8, 2025 at 6:10 AM
got arrested for calling a Greenland shark unc
ywn have a young john goodman come into your house to de popcorn your ceiling and paint the kitchen
October 6, 2025 at 1:42 PM
ywn have a young john goodman come into your house to de popcorn your ceiling and paint the kitchen
Heckling a stand up by doing my loudest caponian meh everytime he starts talking
October 4, 2025 at 1:27 PM
Heckling a stand up by doing my loudest caponian meh everytime he starts talking
A coffee mug that is build like a toilet so u can give ur doighnut a coffee swirlie
October 4, 2025 at 4:32 AM
A coffee mug that is build like a toilet so u can give ur doighnut a coffee swirlie
My big ass mouth has an extra hump in its vowel space
October 4, 2025 at 12:29 AM
My big ass mouth has an extra hump in its vowel space
Teaching my friends parrot slurs they cant say
October 4, 2025 at 12:27 AM
Teaching my friends parrot slurs they cant say
The dmv lets me cook in a teller booth if its free
October 4, 2025 at 12:26 AM
The dmv lets me cook in a teller booth if its free
Eating baseball card for a strong pitching form and eating yugioh cards for flip effects
October 4, 2025 at 12:23 AM
Eating baseball card for a strong pitching form and eating yugioh cards for flip effects
If you say the words root beer float thats sorta like having a root beer float if you think about it
October 4, 2025 at 12:20 AM
If you say the words root beer float thats sorta like having a root beer float if you think about it
Posting until the two hemispheres of my.brain are touching again
October 4, 2025 at 12:19 AM
Posting until the two hemispheres of my.brain are touching again
Hello? This isnt letting me answer this? Is this an offer or a question? Hello
Would you behave strangely for 9 million USD
October 4, 2025 at 12:18 AM
Hello? This isnt letting me answer this? Is this an offer or a question? Hello
Selling a delicious hard candy that makes u really sad called joybreakers
October 4, 2025 at 12:16 AM
Selling a delicious hard candy that makes u really sad called joybreakers
Deplatforming is when mario has to jump before the little rectangle falls down
October 4, 2025 at 12:02 AM
Deplatforming is when mario has to jump before the little rectangle falls down
Eating a rembrandt will make ur face like that btw
October 3, 2025 at 11:56 PM
Eating a rembrandt will make ur face like that btw
Most people cant contend with the rich intertextual beauty that inevitably comes with a supposedly 'normie' 50 year old woman massaging her tmj while saying something rude and pointless like 'wouldnt you like to know?' to a stranger fumbling small talk attempting to get an ID
The funniest or smartest or coolest person alive might be a DMV clerk for all you know
September 30, 2025 at 7:26 AM
Most people cant contend with the rich intertextual beauty that inevitably comes with a supposedly 'normie' 50 year old woman massaging her tmj while saying something rude and pointless like 'wouldnt you like to know?' to a stranger fumbling small talk attempting to get an ID
This is what small mammals say when they're disappointed at the amount of grubworms beneath a strone they overturn
i cannot believe i got eggbugged by unfair flips
September 30, 2025 at 7:20 AM
This is what small mammals say when they're disappointed at the amount of grubworms beneath a strone they overturn
Could you imagine how funny it would be to travel back in time install these in minor lord's castle and help him use his gamer lit throne to raise an army to expand his fiefdom
September 30, 2025 at 7:06 AM
Could you imagine how funny it would be to travel back in time install these in minor lord's castle and help him use his gamer lit throne to raise an army to expand his fiefdom
Was worried the ibuprofen in my medicine cabinet makes me look republican so I hid them in a metamucil bottle
September 22, 2025 at 8:09 PM
Was worried the ibuprofen in my medicine cabinet makes me look republican so I hid them in a metamucil bottle
Taking extra adderall so my tapeworms can finish their homework
August 2, 2025 at 11:03 AM
Taking extra adderall so my tapeworms can finish their homework