Count Smacula
@countsmacula.bsky.social
Geeky and beefy Gen Xer looking for fun and adventure in the PNW.
FYI, this is my NSFW account.
My less horny profile is under timtheenchanta.bsky.social
FYI, this is my NSFW account.
My less horny profile is under timtheenchanta.bsky.social
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September 15, 2025 at 4:52 PM
I normally don't do showie photos, but this one cracked me up...
May 9, 2025 at 4:23 PM
I normally don't do showie photos, but this one cracked me up...
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Way before streaming services were a thing, I had my TV/Movie library in a bookcase near the entertainment centre…
yep 🤭😄😈
yep 🤭😄😈
February 10, 2025 at 10:04 AM
Way before streaming services were a thing, I had my TV/Movie library in a bookcase near the entertainment centre…
yep 🤭😄😈
yep 🤭😄😈
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Here’s a reminder to rock your back fur🐻
February 10, 2025 at 1:18 PM
Here’s a reminder to rock your back fur🐻
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Hopping in the shower. Need a volunteer that likes to soap up thick dad bods and chunky cocks. 😏 #softiesaturday #hunghairybear #thickdad
February 8, 2025 at 10:23 PM
Hopping in the shower. Need a volunteer that likes to soap up thick dad bods and chunky cocks. 😏 #softiesaturday #hunghairybear #thickdad
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BK’s human form. Your classic bear dad stereotype. He will protect you at your most vulnerable moments.
Now we just need that sweet tf sequence UwU
Now we just need that sweet tf sequence UwU
February 8, 2025 at 7:20 PM
BK’s human form. Your classic bear dad stereotype. He will protect you at your most vulnerable moments.
Now we just need that sweet tf sequence UwU
Now we just need that sweet tf sequence UwU
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bailed on my str8 guy friends to sit at home and scroll thru pics of thick men on bluesky
February 9, 2025 at 3:21 AM
bailed on my str8 guy friends to sit at home and scroll thru pics of thick men on bluesky
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February 8, 2025 at 6:25 PM
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February 2, 2025 at 5:08 PM
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Broad hairy back #bigdad #hairymuscles
January 26, 2025 at 7:39 PM
Broad hairy back #bigdad #hairymuscles
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Buns in the sun
@dannytimothy.bsky.social
@dannytimothy.bsky.social
January 24, 2025 at 9:35 PM
Buns in the sun
@dannytimothy.bsky.social
@dannytimothy.bsky.social
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The face of a Cub who knows tomorrow is going to be hell in the kitchen. Damn sports ball, but it is a hell I accept begrudgingly. Goodnight! 😴
February 9, 2025 at 4:29 AM
The face of a Cub who knows tomorrow is going to be hell in the kitchen. Damn sports ball, but it is a hell I accept begrudgingly. Goodnight! 😴
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What an amazing sexy man I married
@dannytimothy.bsky.social
@dannytimothy.bsky.social
February 8, 2025 at 11:42 PM
What an amazing sexy man I married
@dannytimothy.bsky.social
@dannytimothy.bsky.social