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Count Norris
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Big time XIV simp
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Can't a girl sleep in on the weekends?
I need to eat an orange so hecking bad.
May 15, 2025 at 9:49 AM
If they can change the name of Gulf of Mexico then I can change the names of bodies of water too, fuck it. It's now called the Gay of Gibraltar.
March 13, 2025 at 4:36 PM
👀I just saw a few images of the inside of France's new High speed rail trains. Wonder if they're taking in Canadians who can't speak French
March 12, 2025 at 5:39 PM
2 am chaotic bonus pop means I accidentally stay up until 4am... Well I'm going to bed now, good night all the gay people on my phone.
February 16, 2025 at 11:13 AM
Happy Valentine's everyone!
February 14, 2025 at 12:11 PM
I'm the cloud of darkness now, everyone worship my feet. #ffxiv
February 8, 2025 at 4:30 PM
A lot of my friends, online and in person, have been hyping up the Pokemon Pocket TCG, so I went and tried it out. Definitely a fun little app when the shiny cards hit. Don't know how much I'll actually interact in the long term, but the hour I spent on it was fun. Anyway here's this cool card I got
February 3, 2025 at 12:25 AM
Can't a girl sleep in on the weekends?
February 1, 2025 at 8:30 PM
They took pictures of our dreams
Ran to hide behind the stairs
And said, "Maybe when it's right for you, they'll fall"
But if they don't come down
Resist the need to pull them in and throw them away
Better to save the mystery
Than surrender to the secret
January 26, 2025 at 1:39 AM
All these posts saying post a magic user.... The Dark Knight uses spells, it's the same thing right...?
January 25, 2025 at 8:30 PM
I love all the women that come across my feed 😌
January 25, 2025 at 4:44 PM
Sigh.... 3 hours of Chaotic "farms" "reclears" and 0 actual totems to my name. Hate to see it
January 25, 2025 at 4:56 AM
Surely today is the day we catch Cinder Surprise right? 😞
January 18, 2025 at 6:41 PM
This is ass
January 18, 2025 at 6:07 AM
January 18, 2025 at 2:34 AM
Eorzea's #1 girl kisser has logged on
January 18, 2025 at 1:37 AM
Reposted by Count Norris
Anxiety.
January 13, 2025 at 1:57 PM
I spent way too long in glamourer... Kat needs Zero's haircut.....
January 11, 2025 at 8:55 AM
ez chaotic clear! Great fight, hate to have to wrangle 24 people. Also hate the rewards system; treating it like an extreme with bonuses is an awful way to go about dealing with 23 strangers. However, would love to see more in the future.
January 11, 2025 at 8:52 AM
I was up at 6am to try and get this damn whale, and held intuition progress until 9 to follow throw. These are the only fish I have left. Should I quit my job to main fish...?
December 28, 2024 at 9:37 PM
Great holiday week for catching giga rare, annoying to catch fish!
December 27, 2024 at 4:58 PM
Merry christmas, and happy holidays!
December 25, 2024 at 7:24 AM
I've finally done it. METAverse free; no FB or IG. Just X, the everything app, and BlueSky! Maybe this is the path to being happy..?
December 25, 2024 at 6:57 AM
Obsessed with this new battle fit for the alt. The Light Knight. It's all vanilla gear; black brightlily corsage, edenchoir mail, radiant's guantlets, ark angel's breeches, edenmorn sabatons and the TOP weapon. Just using SnackCookie's Azure Dreams Scales mod and Male drk idle pose for females!
December 14, 2024 at 4:53 PM
Yesterday I had the privilege of being able to witness a beautiful orchestral rendition of music from FF7Rebirth. It was my first time in this venue and my first time witnessing a live orchestra and I truly understand the raw emotion people get from seeing orchestras play live.
December 14, 2024 at 3:33 PM