The former Countess, Emma.
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The former Countess, Emma.
@countessemma187.bsky.social
Twexiled South Yorkshire lass who ran for the hills but secretly would rather be French. Sometime birder and Starmerite. Doesn’t suffer fools or eat gammon. #FBPE
Sadly, not a parody account.
November 23, 2025 at 9:29 PM
This Yantar.
November 23, 2025 at 5:28 PM
Portsmouth huh? That’s a naval base isn’t it? I wonder whether the plastic patriots of Reform mentioned Nathan Gill on the doorstep? Or the Yantar. Y’know, the Russian spy ship that has been in British waters trying to block the GPS signals of Royal Navy vessels.
November 23, 2025 at 5:27 PM
Roubles paid for Nathan Gill to spread Russian propaganda, and roubles paid for Brexit.

It’s time the govt implemented the recommendations of the Russia Report.
November 21, 2025 at 5:52 PM
@flagwankers.bsky.social
Serious flagshaggery in Chesterfield. Note the Poppymas soldiers, re-purposed and sent into action as rooftop snipers.
November 20, 2025 at 8:09 PM
Not everything that pops up on Space Karen’s hellsite is a bag of shite.
November 10, 2025 at 6:19 PM
@remembrancewatch.bsky.social The power of remembrancing on the way to the bingo.
November 4, 2025 at 1:08 PM
Gorgeous afternoon for a spot of treebathing.
November 2, 2025 at 6:40 PM
Utterly, utterly shameful. Sends a far more powerful message than any #grooming inquiry ever could. #PrinceAndrew
October 29, 2025 at 11:14 AM
Anyone else wondering how the officials of a private company masquerading as a political party can accuse anyone else of dishonesty?
October 28, 2025 at 1:30 PM
@remembrancewatch.bsky.social Take a trip to Chesterfield, and you too can remembrance the fallen beneath the boarded up windows of a disused building.
October 23, 2025 at 5:38 PM
The West Wing shows how it should be done. The brilliant Baron Noir, which we started watching again last night, shows how it is done. And with a corking soundtrack too.
October 20, 2025 at 9:41 AM
Fine. As long as people in are country, Britian, who think there is too many immigrunts, are subject to the same requirements.
October 14, 2025 at 6:57 PM
Lunch: Dauphinoise made with the last of the charlottes, remoulade made with the first of the celariac, and one of the last butterhead lettuces.
October 13, 2025 at 12:46 PM
Gorgeous afternoon for just titting about in our little garden, cheered by the sunshire and little pops of blue.
October 11, 2025 at 5:11 PM
The English degree that would equip you with the capacity to spell Britain correctly? Yeah?
October 9, 2025 at 2:35 PM
Grubbing about under the trees for these makes me feel like a little kid again.
October 8, 2025 at 5:45 PM
A gorgeous red kite in the Peak District.
October 8, 2025 at 5:43 PM
Splendidly foul afternoon for tarting up an old picture frame with some postcards I bought this summer, and making a pan of french onion soup.
October 5, 2025 at 6:13 PM
Mint from our garden in olive oil, ready for the freezer. A taste of summer in winter.
October 4, 2025 at 2:55 PM
Watching the rain from a riverside café.
September 22, 2025 at 11:13 PM
The roundabouts here are like the RHS Chelsea show gardens!But that’s what you get with a well funded public sector and civic pride.
September 21, 2025 at 10:33 PM
Liverpool is not the only place that has liver birds.
September 20, 2025 at 10:19 PM
There were some big waves to be seen on the Presque île de Quiberon this afternoon.
September 15, 2025 at 5:33 PM
Today, I am going to sit on my favourite bench and try to forget about the horrors of the world for a little while.
September 14, 2025 at 8:22 AM