Counterfeit Waah
@counterfeitwaah.bsky.social
Carolina Panthers fan, big nerd, and even bigger Xenoblade Chronicles fan.
If you get me talking about Tactics Ogre, I might not ever shut up.
He/him
If you get me talking about Tactics Ogre, I might not ever shut up.
He/him
CounterfeitWaah, why aren't you going to put ornaments on your tree this year?
New family kitten:
New family kitten:
November 21, 2025 at 12:57 PM
CounterfeitWaah, why aren't you going to put ornaments on your tree this year?
New family kitten:
New family kitten:
I know John Woo is *pissed* he didnt have one of these for Castor Troy in Face/Off back in 1997.
November 17, 2025 at 5:20 PM
I know John Woo is *pissed* he didnt have one of these for Castor Troy in Face/Off back in 1997.
Panthers fans.
I adopted a new black cat this week. I told the family they don't get a choice, we're naming him Sir Purr.
Gaze upon your new good luck charm.
I adopted a new black cat this week. I told the family they don't get a choice, we're naming him Sir Purr.
Gaze upon your new good luck charm.
November 16, 2025 at 9:55 PM
Panthers fans.
I adopted a new black cat this week. I told the family they don't get a choice, we're naming him Sir Purr.
Gaze upon your new good luck charm.
I adopted a new black cat this week. I told the family they don't get a choice, we're naming him Sir Purr.
Gaze upon your new good luck charm.
Last night was the first night I slept through the whole night in recent memory.
I'm going into today like
I'm going into today like
November 14, 2025 at 12:01 PM
Last night was the first night I slept through the whole night in recent memory.
I'm going into today like
I'm going into today like
Thats not Panam.
This is Panam.
This is Panam.
November 10, 2025 at 10:51 PM
Thats not Panam.
This is Panam.
This is Panam.
If Gerald 'Slink' Johnson isn't in the Last Friday movie, imma riot.
November 10, 2025 at 10:39 PM
If Gerald 'Slink' Johnson isn't in the Last Friday movie, imma riot.
Absolutely. All i can think of is the scene from the Simpsons.
November 10, 2025 at 10:09 PM
Absolutely. All i can think of is the scene from the Simpsons.
Garret Wilson right now.
November 4, 2025 at 8:30 PM
Garret Wilson right now.
Didnt get my I voted sticker, but I voted.
Can't sit and complain if you don't do anything.
Can't sit and complain if you don't do anything.
November 4, 2025 at 3:28 PM
Didnt get my I voted sticker, but I voted.
Can't sit and complain if you don't do anything.
Can't sit and complain if you don't do anything.
Tie between chicken souvlaki and ribs.
November 2, 2025 at 3:26 PM
Tie between chicken souvlaki and ribs.
I'm rewatching the Matrix Reloaded and you mean to tell me they gave that corny ass mofo Link this fine ass woman for his wife?
November 1, 2025 at 12:40 AM
I'm rewatching the Matrix Reloaded and you mean to tell me they gave that corny ass mofo Link this fine ass woman for his wife?
Yall, he even drew rhe back of it.
October 26, 2025 at 7:55 PM
Yall, he even drew rhe back of it.
I told my son no we arent gonna get a happy meal today.
He went to his room drew an uno reverse card.
Came out, asked me again and then hit me with the custom uno reverse card.
He went to his room drew an uno reverse card.
Came out, asked me again and then hit me with the custom uno reverse card.
October 26, 2025 at 7:46 PM
I told my son no we arent gonna get a happy meal today.
He went to his room drew an uno reverse card.
Came out, asked me again and then hit me with the custom uno reverse card.
He went to his room drew an uno reverse card.
Came out, asked me again and then hit me with the custom uno reverse card.
It's so bad right now for a Panthers fan that I swear it just looked like the Panthers had negative three points when I checked ESPN.
I wasn't wasn't surprised. Just disappointed.
I wasn't wasn't surprised. Just disappointed.
October 26, 2025 at 7:31 PM
It's so bad right now for a Panthers fan that I swear it just looked like the Panthers had negative three points when I checked ESPN.
I wasn't wasn't surprised. Just disappointed.
I wasn't wasn't surprised. Just disappointed.
Yes, this the police?
YG said and I am quoting him, "Put them legs behind your head like I'm finna change that diaper."
YG said and I am quoting him, "Put them legs behind your head like I'm finna change that diaper."
October 24, 2025 at 10:45 PM
Yes, this the police?
YG said and I am quoting him, "Put them legs behind your head like I'm finna change that diaper."
YG said and I am quoting him, "Put them legs behind your head like I'm finna change that diaper."
Sometimes, I truly question the life choices that led me to having my YouTube algorithm suggest videos like this.
October 22, 2025 at 7:40 PM
Sometimes, I truly question the life choices that led me to having my YouTube algorithm suggest videos like this.
Me getting ready to mass block the big accounts that are going to go mask off in the next couple weeks.
October 18, 2025 at 12:51 AM
Me getting ready to mass block the big accounts that are going to go mask off in the next couple weeks.
Lemme guess Tom, you are behind on your deliverables because your sister's ex's cat is having relationship problems again...
October 15, 2025 at 5:40 PM
Lemme guess Tom, you are behind on your deliverables because your sister's ex's cat is having relationship problems again...
AI could never
October 14, 2025 at 12:26 PM
AI could never
You ever get an angry text message from your spouse that's so long that you just put the phone down and start laughing?
October 6, 2025 at 11:27 PM
You ever get an angry text message from your spouse that's so long that you just put the phone down and start laughing?
Wonder why he...
Oh.
Oh.
September 23, 2025 at 11:59 PM
Wonder why he...
Oh.
Oh.