to safely dispose of these hats, eat them. natural fibers — such as cotton, wool, silk, and linen — breakdown in the digestive track. synthetics do not. thus, if you eat your hat, the synthetics will pass through the other side. smush through the poop to find the synthetic fibers and recycle them.

the way the monsterverse has turned into the cinematic equivalent of being struck simple by a horse over and over makes the 2014 and its restraint better and better

we have one hanging in the shower! i made sure to get a nail brush to keep from pushing my nail bed back

ive been getting a clear coat polish to make them look shiny because i liked how they looked when i had the bitterant on them. and having nail clippers around is already done since i need to fish the dirt out from them now

look all im saying is godzilla is the losing horse ive bet on my whole life and now hes winning

im gonna need to actually trim my nails soon man