So far I think the only mistake Trey and Matt have made was giving him balls.

Nothing makes me feel older than when I yell at birds.

🎵🎵If he's having medical problems, I feel bad for your son. I got claims to approve, but I ain't giving him one.🎵🎵

-Brian Thompson Karaoke Night 2020

In lieu of flowers, The Thompson Estate has asked that you watch a sick child suffer.