CouchOnRoof
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I’m gonna do the most American thing ever… fill an old 2 liter mountain dew bottle with my own urine and toss it onto his grave from the road as I drive by.
January 1, 2026 at 1:59 PM
I’m gonna do the most American thing ever… fill an old 2 liter mountain dew bottle with my own urine and toss it onto his grave from the road as I drive by.
Hows about I pay you nothing and you burn it?
December 30, 2025 at 3:43 AM
Hows about I pay you nothing and you burn it?
That ain’t Obama! Maybe a young Jon Favreau or John C. Reilly
December 25, 2025 at 6:35 PM
That ain’t Obama! Maybe a young Jon Favreau or John C. Reilly
Anyone need any memrenilia? 🤣🤣🤣
December 11, 2025 at 11:51 PM
Anyone need any memrenilia? 🤣🤣🤣
Every war he “ends” seems to start back up after the initial grift is over…
December 11, 2025 at 1:05 PM
Every war he “ends” seems to start back up after the initial grift is over…
I am the Lorax and in an odd twist, the trees have spoken for me!
December 7, 2025 at 3:40 PM
I am the Lorax and in an odd twist, the trees have spoken for me!
struggling to understand why many listings in FB marketplace are for “cum bed” / “cum sofa” - anybody know what this means other than the obvious and gross answer?
November 28, 2025 at 7:04 PM
struggling to understand why many listings in FB marketplace are for “cum bed” / “cum sofa” - anybody know what this means other than the obvious and gross answer?
So close but I’m looking for a canoeing canoe!
November 24, 2025 at 9:53 PM
So close but I’m looking for a canoeing canoe!
I have questions…
November 20, 2025 at 2:49 PM
I have questions…
Never believed in voodoo, but today I think I might be a convert.
November 7, 2025 at 6:03 PM
Never believed in voodoo, but today I think I might be a convert.
Keep it up - I think it’s working!
November 7, 2025 at 6:01 PM
Keep it up - I think it’s working!
I’m think about suing California Republicans for having this Mustachio in a 3-piece as their spokesperson.
November 5, 2025 at 9:11 PM
I’m think about suing California Republicans for having this Mustachio in a 3-piece as their spokesperson.
I would have paid to have Melania dressed up like a lamp again just to see her giving candy to another lamp.
October 31, 2025 at 12:25 PM
I would have paid to have Melania dressed up like a lamp again just to see her giving candy to another lamp.
I completed my mail in ballot this week - besides the Supreme Court retention questions there are other judges up for retention votes. Do your homework… my precinct had an additional three on the ballot - with 5/6 democrats and the last one republican. She didn’t get a yes…
October 31, 2025 at 11:09 AM
I completed my mail in ballot this week - besides the Supreme Court retention questions there are other judges up for retention votes. Do your homework… my precinct had an additional three on the ballot - with 5/6 democrats and the last one republican. She didn’t get a yes…
Have a look at Katie Miller’s Wikipedia page if you need a good laugh this morning!
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Katie_M...
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Katie_M...
October 31, 2025 at 10:45 AM
Have a look at Katie Miller’s Wikipedia page if you need a good laugh this morning!
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Katie_M...
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Katie_M...
holy crap it gets better! look who her spouse is! 🤣😂🤣😂🤣
October 31, 2025 at 10:43 AM
holy crap it gets better! look who her spouse is! 🤣😂🤣😂🤣
looked her up on Wikipedia to see if she’s still shagging Elon Musk and they call her a CUNTSERVATIVE 🤣🤣🤣🤣
October 31, 2025 at 10:41 AM
looked her up on Wikipedia to see if she’s still shagging Elon Musk and they call her a CUNTSERVATIVE 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Congrats from Philly! Let’s go Jays!
October 31, 2025 at 1:56 AM
Congrats from Philly! Let’s go Jays!