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Couch Nish
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LFC fan, @CouchNish on SpaceKaren.com
Me 10 years ago, your turn?

32 years old, overweight, shaved head for some dumb reason, sick and gross.

Vs today, 42 years old, 25kgs lighter, blood tests done every 6 months to make sure I’m as healthy as I can be.

Thankfully only touched the gym maybe 5 times 🤣
January 6, 2025 at 9:17 PM
Day 3: Version 1 of my New Years Resolution: making art that someone will buy. What do you think? How can I make this better? Follow my journey on my TikTok: vt.tiktok.com/ZS6Pkqwbb/
January 6, 2025 at 2:54 AM
Just took a walk around Anfield and took this pic… game might be off, lads. #LIVMUN
January 5, 2025 at 11:21 AM
Just followed up the whole new Jaguar nonsense and yeah, they’ve just made a non-production concept car as the headline for the rebrand.

What an absolute joke & waste of time. Ruined the image of the brand and will only reduce sales, not invigorate them.
December 21, 2024 at 11:50 PM
5 years ago a legend came into this world and made me a dad for the first time. I’ve never been more proud of anything in my life than to call this boy my son.

Can’t wait for many more birthdays with you, Divock ❤️ #Legend
December 19, 2024 at 6:59 PM
There’s a trend in China right now where people imitate dodgy AI glitches and the results are absolutely hilarious 🤣
December 17, 2024 at 6:58 AM
Pep Guardiola explaining to his bosses why he can’t perform without billions of ££ in transfer money.
December 15, 2024 at 8:30 AM
There’s a reason why my Bobby girl’s nickname as home is “tiny” ❤️
December 14, 2024 at 11:13 AM
LinkedIn is incredible… I, for one, am shocked that he’s “Open for work” 🤣
December 14, 2024 at 10:27 AM
The reality of #LFC fans 😭
December 9, 2024 at 12:05 AM
This is basically how all Australians think of Donald Trump 🤣
December 7, 2024 at 5:55 PM
These videos are the best 🤣🤣
December 4, 2024 at 10:11 AM
‘Tis the season for turning up to your kid’s school and being a fool in front of their friends 🥰🥰🥰
December 2, 2024 at 2:09 AM
ANNOUNCING YOUR MANAGER OF THE MONTH: Jim from the Fox and Butt Hotel Sunday League football club…

Meanwhile, Arne:
November 28, 2024 at 9:41 PM
I googled it for you:

James 4:6

“God opposes the proud
    but shows favor to the humble.”

Basically he called Bellingham an arrogant cockhead that God hates 👍🏽
November 28, 2024 at 7:31 AM
3 angles of Kylian Mbappe getting twatted by Conor Bradley.

Enjoy 🙏🏻❤️ #LIVRMA
November 28, 2024 at 5:49 AM
Hang it in The Louvre!!
November 24, 2024 at 2:51 AM
Want to use the Buffer app to post to both X & Bluesky at the same time for free and ALSO want GIFs in your posts? Here is a quick tutorial I just made.

Hope you like it and hope Buffer notice this and gift me a free pro subscription or something 🤣
November 24, 2024 at 12:25 AM
Darwin to score against Southampton?
November 24, 2024 at 12:17 AM
Man City overlords with Pep’s 12mth contract extension after his 5th loss in a row…
November 24, 2024 at 12:03 AM
Somethings seems off with this design by I can’t quite figure it out 🤔
November 23, 2024 at 1:12 AM
More for the block list… jayzuz
November 19, 2024 at 11:06 PM
One to add to the block list…
November 19, 2024 at 12:58 PM
Only really started using bsky for about a week now, but already screamed up to 1k followers thanks to the influx of Reds going there recently.

Makes letting go of the 24k folks on X much easier when that time comes. Get on it, folks!
November 18, 2024 at 10:58 PM
Doing my bit to keep bsky clean and clear of the weirdos.

Sadly, the Everton, ManUtd and ElonMusk accounts were already reserved 🤣
November 15, 2024 at 7:03 AM