Couch Dorito
@couchdorito.bsky.social
NYC
Minding my business and a little bit of y'alls.
Minding my business and a little bit of y'alls.
Think ima sit outside to get some sun on my pasty ass dome.
November 4, 2025 at 1:32 PM
Think ima sit outside to get some sun on my pasty ass dome.
Capi had never seen School Daze, we will remedy this tonight.
October 31, 2025 at 8:47 PM
Capi had never seen School Daze, we will remedy this tonight.
I think I need this.
October 20, 2025 at 12:49 AM
I think I need this.
Wooooooooooooooo ACES
October 9, 2025 at 2:32 AM
Wooooooooooooooo ACES
Fuh the el gee bee tee que
September 20, 2025 at 3:09 PM
Fuh the el gee bee tee que
Who would have thought I'd need to a VPN to be a normal being.
September 16, 2025 at 10:43 PM
Who would have thought I'd need to a VPN to be a normal being.
I really enjoy when I'm not at work and I get text like this.
She gets out at 1pm.
She gets out at 1pm.
September 16, 2025 at 10:27 PM
I really enjoy when I'm not at work and I get text like this.
She gets out at 1pm.
She gets out at 1pm.
Sometimes you have to call out of work to play possibly the worse Ace Combat game ever with a PS3 controller that can barely hold a charge, so you have to have it plugged in the whole time.
July 8, 2025 at 8:38 AM
Sometimes you have to call out of work to play possibly the worse Ace Combat game ever with a PS3 controller that can barely hold a charge, so you have to have it plugged in the whole time.
I can smell this picture.
July 4, 2025 at 2:01 AM
I can smell this picture.
I want to treat myself to a game, but daaaaaaamn
June 24, 2025 at 8:10 PM
I want to treat myself to a game, but daaaaaaamn
Come on, we can do better than this, everyone turn their ACs on right👏🏾 now👏🏾.
June 24, 2025 at 10:14 AM
Come on, we can do better than this, everyone turn their ACs on right👏🏾 now👏🏾.
This while under a thin blanket with some whiskey in my belly and a fan blowing on me is it for me.
June 24, 2025 at 12:42 AM
This while under a thin blanket with some whiskey in my belly and a fan blowing on me is it for me.
The trump supporters at work are quiet today, I purposely put on fox like LOOK AT YOURSELF.
June 22, 2025 at 12:24 PM
The trump supporters at work are quiet today, I purposely put on fox like LOOK AT YOURSELF.
Ima be in my bedroom all summer like this with the AC on, I just know it
May 30, 2025 at 12:11 AM
Ima be in my bedroom all summer like this with the AC on, I just know it
Had to stop myself from slapping the back of his head, I told him to cut around the inspection and registration stickers from the start, like boi LISTEN
May 23, 2025 at 3:06 PM
Had to stop myself from slapping the back of his head, I told him to cut around the inspection and registration stickers from the start, like boi LISTEN
On the latest episode of Shit I Could Do Myself, But Don't Feel Like doing Because No: Tint Removal
May 23, 2025 at 2:48 PM
On the latest episode of Shit I Could Do Myself, But Don't Feel Like doing Because No: Tint Removal
Dinner: Eaten
Ass: Washed
Teeth: flossed 3 different ways and brushed
Booty: Spotted
Ass: Washed
Teeth: flossed 3 different ways and brushed
Booty: Spotted
May 18, 2025 at 10:56 PM
Dinner: Eaten
Ass: Washed
Teeth: flossed 3 different ways and brushed
Booty: Spotted
Ass: Washed
Teeth: flossed 3 different ways and brushed
Booty: Spotted
This terminal has syphilis
May 18, 2025 at 7:50 PM
This terminal has syphilis