Every time I see someone exclaim, “We won! Get over it!”
I want to say, “No you didn’t, you’re just not smart enough to know it yet!”
…but I’m not that mean.

We’ve elected a lot of people who legislate against the majority of us.
Is this the new taxation without representation?

Dearly Beloved,

We are gathered here to get through this new management.

And I’m here to tell you, there’s only one thing I can do.
Continue to be the silly, occasionally serious, beacon of goddamn light that I am.

I mean…I can and will do more, but you know what I’m sayin’.

Here’s how my brain works.

Someone asks a random, silly question to which they probably don’t really want the answer.

Me: *tap tap tap* read *tap tap tap* read. 20 minutes later, they get a full history of the thing they forgot they even said.

You’re Welcome!