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cottoncandylizard.bsky.social
whatever
@cottoncandylizard.bsky.social
25, he/they, grey-ace. fat-fuck lizard. 18+ only please.
in case anyone is wondering how nintendo’s music app is going, they added wii fit music today so I can now ethically and legally listen to bmi (obese) in high quality
November 18, 2025 at 2:00 AM
erm if you insist 👉👈
October 13, 2025 at 5:04 PM
actually maybe it *was* a bad nintendo direct if this is my takeaway
September 12, 2025 at 6:17 PM
i miss the old nintendo who weren’t afraid of releasing custom level editors on 9/11

(also holy shit it’s 10 years old now wtf)
September 10, 2025 at 3:38 PM
August 22, 2025 at 9:59 PM
compensating for bluesky’s lack of balloons by adding my own

fuck I’m getting oldddd
August 22, 2025 at 1:29 PM
August 17, 2025 at 7:01 PM
i am an artist
August 6, 2025 at 5:18 AM
also what if I lazily shaded one of them haha
August 4, 2025 at 5:03 PM
might as well post the updated sketch of me lol, still figuring it out
August 4, 2025 at 5:01 PM
i play as hammer bro in mario kart cuz i’m the only one who plays as him. nobody else plays as him. i’ve claimed him. he’s mine.
August 4, 2025 at 6:36 AM
nintendo you added the wrong mario kart to your music app 😭
July 15, 2025 at 6:01 AM
mmmm food
June 30, 2025 at 3:38 AM
this is my pride flag
June 1, 2025 at 10:06 PM
i’ve been sitting on these sketches for a while but i’ve been wanting to redo-adjust his design for a while, to make him more visually interesting, but i’m not really sure where to go from here? any good designers out there, I would appreciate honest feedback 😭

(obviously many details are wip)
May 29, 2025 at 9:44 PM
seems incredibly ballsy for every company ever to shoehorn an unfinished, unreliable tool into every app ever with a footnote to absolve them from legal trouble
May 23, 2025 at 7:32 PM
not my stupid, child-brained ass getting giddy over a 2 decade-old png of a pokemon being on switch 2
May 6, 2025 at 8:47 PM
however you did omit my favorite villager, which is an unforgivable sin /j
April 15, 2025 at 4:43 PM
biased because green reptile, but
April 15, 2025 at 4:43 PM
wow, the joe and mac reboot certainly went in a weird direction
April 10, 2025 at 11:40 PM
🤫
April 10, 2025 at 1:25 AM
jesus christ
April 2, 2025 at 2:54 PM
unless stated otherwise, nintendo has played hentai world
April 2, 2025 at 2:33 PM
March 6, 2025 at 8:02 PM
my bluesky discover tab basically just boils down to this
March 3, 2025 at 9:23 AM