why are their faces so tiny that's so cute it looks like an ant piloting a spider mecha

I think you've really cracked the case here. I'm a Leo.

So now we know: being around asbestos doesn't cause you to stub your toe, it makes you a leo

Does the Arizona desert work? Nevada's a bit of a drive

I agree with that it's not terminal cancer, but I was around asbestos once and stubbed my toe, so there's gotta be a connection there somewhere