"Wwll, mmggt 'ss wwll slll tthhsss' " (please call if questionable)

- to clarify, these used headphones might be the finest ever constructed. They have surbibed:
* car cresh
* thish
*'ouse fyre

4 sale! Not bleck but *GoLD*

Shelly Hooper HooRay.

*WarNin': EleCtRicKL teP

saggitarius: keep jorkin it. actually, jork it more.

heavy is the ass that wears these tights.

libra - careful if you put vinegar in your cast iron pan, you might end up getting vinegar in your cast iron pan.

saggitarius - stop whatever it is you're doing. go conquer Italy

scorpio - get off your phone right now, you have shit to do

leo - cry more often, it's good for you

aquarius - they WANT you bro TRUST me bro

capricorn - whatever bad thing just happened to you, you absolutely did not deserve it, and it was not your fault, go raise hell with whoever was responsible

cancer - they LIED about the 7 hot grandmas in your area (they're really just middle-aged smokers)