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i have a cool party trick where i can turn alcohol into a dui
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why would i do that when smoking weed and giving myself diarrhea by ordering taco bell is right there?
January 8, 2025 at 8:45 AM
why would i do that when smoking weed and giving myself diarrhea by ordering taco bell is right there?
Says who? The government? Drink orphan blood just like the bourgeoisie and extend your life so you can play fortnite. It's YOUR god-given right.
December 2, 2024 at 6:35 PM
Says who? The government? Drink orphan blood just like the bourgeoisie and extend your life so you can play fortnite. It's YOUR god-given right.
*Hands you Lobotomy Pamphlet*
I have a solution for you, my friend. Step into my tent of medical wonder, and we can discuss your treatment further!
I have a solution for you, my friend. Step into my tent of medical wonder, and we can discuss your treatment further!
November 26, 2024 at 5:18 AM
*Hands you Lobotomy Pamphlet*
I have a solution for you, my friend. Step into my tent of medical wonder, and we can discuss your treatment further!
I have a solution for you, my friend. Step into my tent of medical wonder, and we can discuss your treatment further!
Me but I actually just got sold to somebody in a remote mountain village for 300 shmeckles and a handful of beans
November 26, 2024 at 5:17 AM
Me but I actually just got sold to somebody in a remote mountain village for 300 shmeckles and a handful of beans
I don't advise beating it to balatro, instead you could try:
-Therapy
-A Job
-A fulfilling hobby
-Being an underpaid worker in my latest sweat shop
-Alcoholism
-Therapy
-A Job
-A fulfilling hobby
-Being an underpaid worker in my latest sweat shop
-Alcoholism
November 26, 2024 at 5:06 AM
I don't advise beating it to balatro, instead you could try:
-Therapy
-A Job
-A fulfilling hobby
-Being an underpaid worker in my latest sweat shop
-Alcoholism
-Therapy
-A Job
-A fulfilling hobby
-Being an underpaid worker in my latest sweat shop
-Alcoholism
what's a balatro and why do i suddenly have the urge to sell my kidney and put the earnings on red?
November 26, 2024 at 5:04 AM
what's a balatro and why do i suddenly have the urge to sell my kidney and put the earnings on red?
that or you give 1 vial of blood to your corporate overlords for 1 hour of parking
November 25, 2024 at 9:05 PM
that or you give 1 vial of blood to your corporate overlords for 1 hour of parking
idk she never really made that clear
November 25, 2024 at 6:51 PM
idk she never really made that clear
My interests are gambling and eating hookers
November 25, 2024 at 6:47 PM
My interests are gambling and eating hookers
Gluttonous Beast, how longer until they consume more?
November 25, 2024 at 6:46 PM
Gluttonous Beast, how longer until they consume more?
what about this one?
November 15, 2024 at 11:34 PM
what about this one?
i will only be mutuals with thee if you can answer my riddles three
November 14, 2024 at 6:17 AM
i will only be mutuals with thee if you can answer my riddles three