Constantine Elijah
@costeek.com
Artist, documentary filmmaker (in my head). Loner endlessly struggling with his own issues (in reality).
As the person whose first language isn't English, I googled name Rachel just to check I'm spelling it right. Now I have a question... Surely, the YouTube's educator Ms Rachel isn't the Rachel from #thetraitorsuk ???
January 23, 2026 at 11:35 PM
As the person whose first language isn't English, I googled name Rachel just to check I'm spelling it right. Now I have a question... Surely, the YouTube's educator Ms Rachel isn't the Rachel from #thetraitorsuk ???
January 23, 2026 at 11:27 PM
The most unexpected moment of these series is Claudia being emotional at the very end. I was expecting everything, but not that!
#thetraitorsuk
#thetraitorsuk
January 23, 2026 at 10:33 PM
The most unexpected moment of these series is Claudia being emotional at the very end. I was expecting everything, but not that!
#thetraitorsuk
#thetraitorsuk
January 22, 2026 at 10:11 PM
I think I need to update my vision.
January 22, 2026 at 4:09 PM
I think I need to update my vision.
It was quite an emotional episode.
#thetraitorsuk
#thetraitorsuk
January 16, 2026 at 9:50 PM
It was quite an emotional episode.
#thetraitorsuk
#thetraitorsuk
When you are proud of yourself for catching the train, and realise that you still have asthma.
January 14, 2026 at 10:08 AM
When you are proud of yourself for catching the train, and realise that you still have asthma.
I'm a damn spontaneous person within very particular circumstances.
January 10, 2026 at 5:13 AM
I'm a damn spontaneous person within very particular circumstances.
No, not Reece... That's brutal.
January 10, 2026 at 1:16 AM
No, not Reece... That's brutal.
Has McDonald's paid IKEA for the secret promotion? Every time I turn their speaker on, it clearly plays the first three notes of the McDonald's promo tune. So, I automatically finish out with another two.
January 10, 2026 at 1:11 AM
Has McDonald's paid IKEA for the secret promotion? Every time I turn their speaker on, it clearly plays the first three notes of the McDonald's promo tune. So, I automatically finish out with another two.
Are Stephen and Sam relatives?
January 8, 2026 at 9:13 PM
Are Stephen and Sam relatives?
I think Roxy is the secret traitor.
January 3, 2026 at 9:37 PM
I think Roxy is the secret traitor.
I feel sorry for Judy.
January 2, 2026 at 8:59 PM
I feel sorry for Judy.
Waiting for over 3h of eco washing to find out that you forgot to add washing liquid 🤦♂️
December 24, 2025 at 3:41 AM
Waiting for over 3h of eco washing to find out that you forgot to add washing liquid 🤦♂️
When someone tells me: "Mind your language!" I reply: "Which one?"
December 20, 2025 at 8:43 PM
When someone tells me: "Mind your language!" I reply: "Which one?"
Are there the Darwin Awards for the housing associations? I would like to nominate mine!
December 19, 2025 at 3:39 AM
Are there the Darwin Awards for the housing associations? I would like to nominate mine!
Delivery folk are the shyest creatures on the planet! They will have all their creativity to avoid meeting you.
December 17, 2025 at 4:23 PM
Delivery folk are the shyest creatures on the planet! They will have all their creativity to avoid meeting you.
Dear US citizens, WTAF?
December 14, 2025 at 7:27 PM
Dear US citizens, WTAF?
Michelle Visage's party is my kind of party! ❤️
December 5, 2025 at 7:08 PM
Michelle Visage's party is my kind of party! ❤️
My drilling neighbour is my new alarm.
December 5, 2025 at 9:18 AM
My drilling neighbour is my new alarm.
Everything is kinda ok. My life is under control, more or less. I have enough socialising, enough food and have a cosy home. I cannot understand why I feel down...
December 4, 2025 at 5:52 PM
Everything is kinda ok. My life is under control, more or less. I have enough socialising, enough food and have a cosy home. I cannot understand why I feel down...
Some analogy came to my mind, gonna put it here while I remember.
If you remember from school, there is potential energy and kinetic energy in physics. So, the potential one is like autism and the kinetic one is a damn ADHD one! Why damn? Because ADHD is about emotions first.
If you remember from school, there is potential energy and kinetic energy in physics. So, the potential one is like autism and the kinetic one is a damn ADHD one! Why damn? Because ADHD is about emotions first.
November 30, 2025 at 9:59 PM
Some analogy came to my mind, gonna put it here while I remember.
If you remember from school, there is potential energy and kinetic energy in physics. So, the potential one is like autism and the kinetic one is a damn ADHD one! Why damn? Because ADHD is about emotions first.
If you remember from school, there is potential energy and kinetic energy in physics. So, the potential one is like autism and the kinetic one is a damn ADHD one! Why damn? Because ADHD is about emotions first.
The class 458 train is another favourite of mine. The leg space they have is just perfect!
#swr #greatbritishrailway #nationalrail #clasa458
#swr #greatbritishrailway #nationalrail #clasa458
November 27, 2025 at 11:38 PM
The class 458 train is another favourite of mine. The leg space they have is just perfect!
#swr #greatbritishrailway #nationalrail #clasa458
#swr #greatbritishrailway #nationalrail #clasa458
So, you can spontaneously walk in to the local dentist, register as a new NHS patient, and arrange an appointment for Monday... Sorry, what? WE ARE LOOSING OUR BRITISHNESS! Where is the years-long queue? Shocking!!!
November 26, 2025 at 2:10 PM
So, you can spontaneously walk in to the local dentist, register as a new NHS patient, and arrange an appointment for Monday... Sorry, what? WE ARE LOOSING OUR BRITISHNESS! Where is the years-long queue? Shocking!!!
Outdoors there is a leaf blower walking around for hours. Indoors - the neighbour above doing his bath (which according to sounds, is going to take the entire flat). How is your day?
November 25, 2025 at 3:15 PM
Outdoors there is a leaf blower walking around for hours. Indoors - the neighbour above doing his bath (which according to sounds, is going to take the entire flat). How is your day?