GordonRam-me
costcoschurros.bsky.social
GordonRam-me
@costcoschurros.bsky.social
You cook in my kitchen or you fuck me
What’s the libs up to this weekend?
April 5, 2025 at 5:55 PM
“Wait…there’s someone right behind me is there?”
The kind of person that kills dogs.
March 28, 2025 at 9:20 PM
Question for research purposes only!
Is Mr. Krabs Jewish??
March 28, 2025 at 9:18 PM
Wait so this isn’t the right wing app???
November 18, 2024 at 6:29 PM
I can’t wait until RFK has everyone drinking birds blood for a “mild cold”
November 16, 2024 at 10:43 PM
Wish Mike would’ve shit himself after the first punch last night
November 16, 2024 at 10:41 PM
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Pimp C was a poet
November 15, 2024 at 12:37 PM
Air bud lost me my fucking parlay #draftkings
November 16, 2024 at 9:46 PM
Here’s how to pickup woman: watch Ted bundy videos, he’ll show you how to pick them up without hurting your back
October 25, 2024 at 5:02 AM
He never had the makings of a varsity athlete
October 18, 2024 at 6:20 AM
Joker dancing down the Brooklyn stairs “now that I’m out of prison and my names Arthur, who wants to fuck me in my ass”
October 11, 2024 at 5:25 PM
A classic joust for tonight would be pleasant
September 10, 2024 at 4:31 PM
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my day has been ruined by learning that there is a fall varietal of dude wipes, the ass wipes for men who are deeply insecure about their masculinity, and it is “dumpkin spice.” now i am passing this day-ruining on to you, valued reader
September 10, 2024 at 3:47 PM
Thank god Michelle Obama and her vice penis are saving this election
July 12, 2024 at 6:41 AM
Trying to make a pedo hunting show but everytime it’s the wrong guy and we harass an innocent bystander
June 24, 2024 at 7:44 PM
By the time I’m 80 I wanna be able to get kicked in the nuts and explode like legos
May 24, 2024 at 2:13 PM
@lemonpartypodcast
LEMON PARTY AT SAFEWAY 🍋
April 21, 2024 at 9:32 PM
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If you got nothing to hide, then why hide it?

let us read ur data bro 🗿
April 14, 2024 at 7:24 PM
I take the pression from the o and give it some d
April 9, 2024 at 5:24 PM
Making a mukbang but throwing up half way through the video and not warning anyone
April 7, 2024 at 7:16 PM
Had a dream super wow molested me
April 6, 2024 at 4:49 PM
I’m worried that diddys sons didn’t get to grab the Costco sized gusher box before they got raided
April 4, 2024 at 5:08 PM
Is there anyway I can become a translator for the next foreign superstar? I have a massive gambling debt
March 31, 2024 at 7:28 PM
I just wanna hear the argument between the conjoined twins about whose gonna wipe their ass after they take a shit
March 30, 2024 at 6:14 PM
I think laser dim just a sleep paralysis demon but he really made it out tho 🫡
March 29, 2024 at 7:43 PM