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bertha
@costcopajamas.bsky.social
30-something childless cat lady🏳️‍🌈. amateur ranter.
i’d rather die than listen to a man discourse my brainrot NO THANK U
July 3, 2025 at 3:46 PM
a man: in my opinion-
NO SHUT UP NO
July 3, 2025 at 3:45 PM
why are men opening their mouths about love island? that’s how i know we’re in the bad place
July 3, 2025 at 3:44 PM
My Love Island USA final four:

Pepe and Adreina
Amaya and [wildcard]
Cierra and Nic
Taylor and Clarke
June 29, 2025 at 9:18 PM
i was so excited to watch hannah move crazy in casa amor, now all we’re gonna get is clout chasers pretending to like huda
a woman is crying while wearing a sweater that says i voted today on it .
ALT: a woman is crying while wearing a sweater that says i voted today on it .
media.tenor.com
June 23, 2025 at 3:05 AM
i need the names and addresses of everyone who voted for ace and huda right now
June 23, 2025 at 2:49 AM
BRING MY LITTLE BRITISH BB CHARLIE BACK PLSSSSSSS
June 16, 2025 at 3:24 AM
cierra and pepe are the same kind of hot idk how else to describe it
June 15, 2025 at 5:05 PM
we are so far past the point of no return, just counting down to civil war atp
June 14, 2025 at 6:06 PM
please give me a new poll for the boys, ace is going straight to the bottom what the fuck
June 10, 2025 at 2:32 AM
returning to blue sky for love island discourse ONLY bc my life has been falling apart for the past 4 months and that’s all i can handle💖
June 7, 2025 at 5:58 PM
watching charli xcx livestream on coachella nourished me like: i’ve been mothered, fed, i’m rejuvenated, glowing, gayer
April 13, 2025 at 3:19 AM
nothing makes me more euphoric than when pretty girls like ME first on dating apps cause huhhhhh
March 28, 2025 at 12:54 AM
sometimes i wonder what’s the point of raging against a system that’s so thoroughly fucked to its core
March 22, 2025 at 1:58 AM
having covid in 2025 is insane work but here i am
March 15, 2025 at 11:49 PM
at this point please just place me in a medically induced coma for at least 10 business days, i beg
March 15, 2025 at 5:05 PM
watching survivor season 1, i’m actually obsessed with how people talked in 2000
March 14, 2025 at 2:06 PM
one time i was so distressed by a dead roach in my house that i ordered instacart so the driver could come in my house and get rid of it
March 14, 2025 at 12:32 AM
instead of crashing out i’ve decided to start watching survivor for the first time, from season 1
March 11, 2025 at 6:05 PM
good things that happened in the last month:
-i went to nyc for the first time and saw wicked on broadway
-got a tiny tattoo of a cat
-days got longer finally
-white lotus s3 started
March 9, 2025 at 7:16 PM
the past month has been the most stressful in my entire adult life. like i’m really starting to believe in curses at this point, there is a hex on me
March 9, 2025 at 6:25 PM
i’m already on the verge of crashing out at any moment, “white lotus is boring” is not the type of energy i can handle at this delicate time in my life
March 6, 2025 at 8:32 PM
the venn diagram of joanna newsom stans and people watching the 50th anniversary of snl probably only has me in the middle
February 17, 2025 at 5:44 AM
the smiths is objectively the best choice for music to listen to on a train
February 15, 2025 at 9:04 PM
after going on a 2 day vacation all i want is to see my cat and play breath of the wild
February 15, 2025 at 7:17 PM