so when we play together i think he will likely have a second eight-legged dino-goat riding buddy

when i tried playing ARK some years ago, all i did was wander around taming every single dodo bird i could find

kemp has never been anything more than a spineless weasel

if it’s any consolation, you’re one of my #trasngender microfamous inspirations fashion-wise!

as frustrating as it is having to “be the bigger person” over and over, it’s the only way there will be anything resembling a slightly peaceful way out of this fucking mess

THIS IS THE FINAL REASON I NEEDED TO FINALLY WATCH TWIN PEAKS WITH MY DAVID LYNCH LOVING FIANCÉE

i claim blood, void, dust
my fiancé is blood, abyss, rot

i’ll use my novelty oversized uno cards to block the wind for you 💕