holly 🪴
@cosmicwitch89.bsky.social
Burdened with glorious purpose, and easily bribed with Dunkin.
✨opinions are my own✨
✨opinions are my own✨
Although, I do like Threads because I feel like I can unload my chaos ideas and sometimes get a little giggle of riling people up.
I’m a chronic people pleaser and eldest daughter, it’s my form of rebellion!
I’m a chronic people pleaser and eldest daughter, it’s my form of rebellion!
December 5, 2025 at 3:25 PM
Although, I do like Threads because I feel like I can unload my chaos ideas and sometimes get a little giggle of riling people up.
I’m a chronic people pleaser and eldest daughter, it’s my form of rebellion!
I’m a chronic people pleaser and eldest daughter, it’s my form of rebellion!
I feel like I’m on vacation when I browse Bluesky after having spent five minutes in the echo chamber of Threads.
I think I’m gonna move my stream of consciousness posts over here.
I think I’m gonna move my stream of consciousness posts over here.
December 5, 2025 at 3:23 PM
I feel like I’m on vacation when I browse Bluesky after having spent five minutes in the echo chamber of Threads.
I think I’m gonna move my stream of consciousness posts over here.
I think I’m gonna move my stream of consciousness posts over here.
You know how I realized it’s been a while on here? My bio included that I loved Target trips.
I can’t even fathom going into that store now.
I can’t even fathom going into that store now.
April 12, 2025 at 2:58 PM
You know how I realized it’s been a while on here? My bio included that I loved Target trips.
I can’t even fathom going into that store now.
I can’t even fathom going into that store now.
I keep forgetting to post on here.
Maybe this is also a reminder I should also be slightly more active on my LinkedIn.
Maybe this is also a reminder I should also be slightly more active on my LinkedIn.
April 12, 2025 at 2:56 PM
I keep forgetting to post on here.
Maybe this is also a reminder I should also be slightly more active on my LinkedIn.
Maybe this is also a reminder I should also be slightly more active on my LinkedIn.
For fellow confused millennials, a Gen Alpha guide:
-aura points= can be epic fail OR epic win
-brainrot= we had “I can haz cheesburger”
-sigma= “that’s hot” or “noice”
-mewing= remember how we posed for MySpace pics?
- “skibidi Ohio rizz”= NOT the same as saying “fo shizzle my nizzle”
-aura points= can be epic fail OR epic win
-brainrot= we had “I can haz cheesburger”
-sigma= “that’s hot” or “noice”
-mewing= remember how we posed for MySpace pics?
- “skibidi Ohio rizz”= NOT the same as saying “fo shizzle my nizzle”
February 10, 2025 at 8:17 PM
For fellow confused millennials, a Gen Alpha guide:
-aura points= can be epic fail OR epic win
-brainrot= we had “I can haz cheesburger”
-sigma= “that’s hot” or “noice”
-mewing= remember how we posed for MySpace pics?
- “skibidi Ohio rizz”= NOT the same as saying “fo shizzle my nizzle”
-aura points= can be epic fail OR epic win
-brainrot= we had “I can haz cheesburger”
-sigma= “that’s hot” or “noice”
-mewing= remember how we posed for MySpace pics?
- “skibidi Ohio rizz”= NOT the same as saying “fo shizzle my nizzle”
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Man, being the second flying facial hair commercial of the Super Bowl must be so
embarrassing…
embarrassing…
February 10, 2025 at 1:02 AM
Man, being the second flying facial hair commercial of the Super Bowl must be so
embarrassing…
embarrassing…
Your annual reminder that Punxsutawney Phil can be considered an Appalachian cryptid.
February 1, 2025 at 7:59 PM
Your annual reminder that Punxsutawney Phil can be considered an Appalachian cryptid.
I finished Onyx Storm.
10/10 will reread again, and will also yeet the book at the wall while screaming at the end again. (Photo evidence of damage below.)
Without context:
1. Ridoc was the best supporting character, we need a spinoff of him and Aotrom.
2. Where is Broccoli?!
3. “Worshipping” 🫠💀
10/10 will reread again, and will also yeet the book at the wall while screaming at the end again. (Photo evidence of damage below.)
Without context:
1. Ridoc was the best supporting character, we need a spinoff of him and Aotrom.
2. Where is Broccoli?!
3. “Worshipping” 🫠💀
January 24, 2025 at 4:47 AM
I finished Onyx Storm.
10/10 will reread again, and will also yeet the book at the wall while screaming at the end again. (Photo evidence of damage below.)
Without context:
1. Ridoc was the best supporting character, we need a spinoff of him and Aotrom.
2. Where is Broccoli?!
3. “Worshipping” 🫠💀
10/10 will reread again, and will also yeet the book at the wall while screaming at the end again. (Photo evidence of damage below.)
Without context:
1. Ridoc was the best supporting character, we need a spinoff of him and Aotrom.
2. Where is Broccoli?!
3. “Worshipping” 🫠💀
It’s been at least three years, can we talk about Bruno now?
January 22, 2025 at 7:41 PM
It’s been at least three years, can we talk about Bruno now?
My son told me he has three girlfriends, and slammed his hand on a copy of my book saying “you are not allowed” when I asked questions.
I’m almost 30 years older than him and he has this much rizz?!
I’m almost 30 years older than him and he has this much rizz?!
January 21, 2025 at 10:46 PM
My son told me he has three girlfriends, and slammed his hand on a copy of my book saying “you are not allowed” when I asked questions.
I’m almost 30 years older than him and he has this much rizz?!
I’m almost 30 years older than him and he has this much rizz?!
At 10:36pm EST and I was watching reviews of different cooking pans.
That’s when Thanos snapped his fingers, and TikTok went dark with this message.
This feels wicked dystopian.
That’s when Thanos snapped his fingers, and TikTok went dark with this message.
This feels wicked dystopian.
January 19, 2025 at 3:44 AM
At 10:36pm EST and I was watching reviews of different cooking pans.
That’s when Thanos snapped his fingers, and TikTok went dark with this message.
This feels wicked dystopian.
That’s when Thanos snapped his fingers, and TikTok went dark with this message.
This feels wicked dystopian.
Why is Over The Moon from RENT stuck in my head
January 18, 2025 at 8:24 PM
Why is Over The Moon from RENT stuck in my head
Kiddo: What are you watching?
Husband: It’s a movie called Lincoln, about one of America’s greatest presidents.
Kiddo: Like Captain America?!
#KidLogic
Husband: It’s a movie called Lincoln, about one of America’s greatest presidents.
Kiddo: Like Captain America?!
#KidLogic
January 16, 2025 at 1:59 AM
Kiddo: What are you watching?
Husband: It’s a movie called Lincoln, about one of America’s greatest presidents.
Kiddo: Like Captain America?!
#KidLogic
Husband: It’s a movie called Lincoln, about one of America’s greatest presidents.
Kiddo: Like Captain America?!
#KidLogic
Rereading ACOTAR because I need my comfort series in this chaotic starting year. What I forgot and now remember:
- Lucien and Tamlin are basically frat bros
- Lucien and Feyre once tripped an afternoon on hallucinogenic berries
- I can’t read Amren without imaging her as Kourtney Kardashian
- Lucien and Tamlin are basically frat bros
- Lucien and Feyre once tripped an afternoon on hallucinogenic berries
- I can’t read Amren without imaging her as Kourtney Kardashian
January 11, 2025 at 1:34 PM
Rereading ACOTAR because I need my comfort series in this chaotic starting year. What I forgot and now remember:
- Lucien and Tamlin are basically frat bros
- Lucien and Feyre once tripped an afternoon on hallucinogenic berries
- I can’t read Amren without imaging her as Kourtney Kardashian
- Lucien and Tamlin are basically frat bros
- Lucien and Feyre once tripped an afternoon on hallucinogenic berries
- I can’t read Amren without imaging her as Kourtney Kardashian
I’ve decided it’s time to try something new.
My New Year’s resolution for 2025: serving cunt 💅🏻✨
My New Year’s resolution for 2025: serving cunt 💅🏻✨
January 1, 2025 at 1:06 AM
I’ve decided it’s time to try something new.
My New Year’s resolution for 2025: serving cunt 💅🏻✨
My New Year’s resolution for 2025: serving cunt 💅🏻✨
Dear Santa,
This year for Christmas, I would like a Pegasus unicorn that also talks, and we could fly around together and be best friends.
I feel it’s more realistic than asking for my kid to magically stop talking about Skibidi toilets and referring to everything as Ohio.
This year for Christmas, I would like a Pegasus unicorn that also talks, and we could fly around together and be best friends.
I feel it’s more realistic than asking for my kid to magically stop talking about Skibidi toilets and referring to everything as Ohio.
December 24, 2024 at 1:18 AM
Dear Santa,
This year for Christmas, I would like a Pegasus unicorn that also talks, and we could fly around together and be best friends.
I feel it’s more realistic than asking for my kid to magically stop talking about Skibidi toilets and referring to everything as Ohio.
This year for Christmas, I would like a Pegasus unicorn that also talks, and we could fly around together and be best friends.
I feel it’s more realistic than asking for my kid to magically stop talking about Skibidi toilets and referring to everything as Ohio.
What the world needs now is laughter, camaraderie, and belligerently surreal joy.
And that is why we as a society need Adam Driver and Eric André to do a buddy comedy.
Universe, get this to the right people and make it happen.
And that is why we as a society need Adam Driver and Eric André to do a buddy comedy.
Universe, get this to the right people and make it happen.
December 20, 2024 at 2:26 AM
What the world needs now is laughter, camaraderie, and belligerently surreal joy.
And that is why we as a society need Adam Driver and Eric André to do a buddy comedy.
Universe, get this to the right people and make it happen.
And that is why we as a society need Adam Driver and Eric André to do a buddy comedy.
Universe, get this to the right people and make it happen.
One of my 2025 resolution is to stop doing so much.
Although by making it two
weeks early, I’m already breaking it.
I can’t win.
Although by making it two
weeks early, I’m already breaking it.
I can’t win.
December 19, 2024 at 12:43 AM
One of my 2025 resolution is to stop doing so much.
Although by making it two
weeks early, I’m already breaking it.
I can’t win.
Although by making it two
weeks early, I’m already breaking it.
I can’t win.
Dragged my husband outside because I thought I saw a drone.
He figured out it was a really bright star.
Then we turned around and saw an actual drone over our backyard.
We’re in Taunton, MA.
🙃
He figured out it was a really bright star.
Then we turned around and saw an actual drone over our backyard.
We’re in Taunton, MA.
🙃
December 15, 2024 at 3:07 AM
Dragged my husband outside because I thought I saw a drone.
He figured out it was a really bright star.
Then we turned around and saw an actual drone over our backyard.
We’re in Taunton, MA.
🙃
He figured out it was a really bright star.
Then we turned around and saw an actual drone over our backyard.
We’re in Taunton, MA.
🙃
In the span of 5 minutes during “bedtime,” my 6yo told me, while laughing maniacally:
- he’s a tiger
- my animal would be an elephant
- Daddy is a zookeeper
- the tiger needs a skibidi toilet, and something Ohio
I thought we millennials were resilient in the face of horror, but what the hell kid
- he’s a tiger
- my animal would be an elephant
- Daddy is a zookeeper
- the tiger needs a skibidi toilet, and something Ohio
I thought we millennials were resilient in the face of horror, but what the hell kid
December 14, 2024 at 3:34 AM
In the span of 5 minutes during “bedtime,” my 6yo told me, while laughing maniacally:
- he’s a tiger
- my animal would be an elephant
- Daddy is a zookeeper
- the tiger needs a skibidi toilet, and something Ohio
I thought we millennials were resilient in the face of horror, but what the hell kid
- he’s a tiger
- my animal would be an elephant
- Daddy is a zookeeper
- the tiger needs a skibidi toilet, and something Ohio
I thought we millennials were resilient in the face of horror, but what the hell kid
Me, listening to “No One Mourns The Wicked,” at 6:48 in the song:
December 10, 2024 at 7:54 PM
Me, listening to “No One Mourns The Wicked,” at 6:48 in the song:
Raise your hand if you too, knew exactly what the Game of Thrones show-runners were thinking with Daenerys’ declining mental state in the last season, and now feel fully vindicated knowing that everyone else seems to now agree it makes sense given our current *everything* climate.
December 10, 2024 at 3:55 PM
Raise your hand if you too, knew exactly what the Game of Thrones show-runners were thinking with Daenerys’ declining mental state in the last season, and now feel fully vindicated knowing that everyone else seems to now agree it makes sense given our current *everything* climate.
Do I usually thrive under pressure and chaos? Yes.
Have I also gotten to the point I’ve just decided I’m going to embrace a Patrick Star-esque ethos to get through the next few weeks? Also yes.
If you need me for any reason, please wumbo responsibly.
Have I also gotten to the point I’ve just decided I’m going to embrace a Patrick Star-esque ethos to get through the next few weeks? Also yes.
If you need me for any reason, please wumbo responsibly.
patrick star from spongebob is holding a microphone and saying " i wumbo you wumbo "
ALT: patrick star from spongebob is holding a microphone and saying " i wumbo you wumbo "
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December 9, 2024 at 4:21 PM
Do I usually thrive under pressure and chaos? Yes.
Have I also gotten to the point I’ve just decided I’m going to embrace a Patrick Star-esque ethos to get through the next few weeks? Also yes.
If you need me for any reason, please wumbo responsibly.
Have I also gotten to the point I’ve just decided I’m going to embrace a Patrick Star-esque ethos to get through the next few weeks? Also yes.
If you need me for any reason, please wumbo responsibly.
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Spotify and Netflix, please, the gays are beginning you:
Upload the Chappell Roan & Sabrina Carpenter “Last Christmas” duet from the Nonsense Christmas Special.
This is what’s going to save the holidays. (Or at least, our sanities.)
Upload the Chappell Roan & Sabrina Carpenter “Last Christmas” duet from the Nonsense Christmas Special.
This is what’s going to save the holidays. (Or at least, our sanities.)
December 7, 2024 at 2:40 PM
Spotify and Netflix, please, the gays are beginning you:
Upload the Chappell Roan & Sabrina Carpenter “Last Christmas” duet from the Nonsense Christmas Special.
This is what’s going to save the holidays. (Or at least, our sanities.)
Upload the Chappell Roan & Sabrina Carpenter “Last Christmas” duet from the Nonsense Christmas Special.
This is what’s going to save the holidays. (Or at least, our sanities.)