If you ever do play, and experience some of the asinine custom scenarios people have made.....I hope I get to see your rants and vents about it, someday.

In the event that anybody else sees your comment and decides to check it out, or you do. There are places that try to charge you for this game and it's DLC. It's open source. The game is free and so is the dlc. Or the custom scenarios that people make, i mean.

I was going to say the 'Battle for Wesnoth', but it is not an RTS. It's turn-based. I don't know how active it is anymore, but people used to create custom scenarios. Some of them were really fun, and then some of them were stupidly unbalanced.

When's the wedding?

Clearly, his closet is becoming uncomfortable. Or his solitary confinement cell, or Iron Maiden. Whichever you prefer. Casket?