Matthew
@cosmicprince3.bsky.social
Ex-royalty. More for the people now
Twitch streamer 👾 / Demi 🏳️🌈 / League of Legends ⚡️/ Pokemon ♦️
Twitch streamer 👾 / Demi 🏳️🌈 / League of Legends ⚡️/ Pokemon ♦️
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To the guy who took three loads outta me this morning….thank you 🤤
September 8, 2025 at 7:55 PM
To the guy who took three loads outta me this morning….thank you 🤤
Your duo is a dad now
August 12, 2025 at 6:04 PM
Your duo is a dad now
This man is a liar he’s well into his 30s 🤣
August 3, 2025 at 11:36 PM
This man is a liar he’s well into his 30s 🤣
Barefoot lady getting off the L train told me that no one is coming to save me. Thanks…I knew that…
July 28, 2025 at 1:20 PM
Barefoot lady getting off the L train told me that no one is coming to save me. Thanks…I knew that…
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My husband as in we live together, I cook and clean for him, and we do not have sex.
My husband, @cosmicprince3.bsky.social, said he was buying us a Switch 2 and I don't know whether I should believe him or not.
June 17, 2025 at 4:33 PM
My husband as in we live together, I cook and clean for him, and we do not have sex.
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My husband, @cosmicprince3.bsky.social, said he was buying us a Switch 2 and I don't know whether I should believe him or not.
June 17, 2025 at 4:32 PM
My husband, @cosmicprince3.bsky.social, said he was buying us a Switch 2 and I don't know whether I should believe him or not.
WHY SO SEXY IF SO DUMB AND HOW SURVIVE THE EARTH SO LONG?!?!
June 10, 2025 at 6:31 PM
WHY SO SEXY IF SO DUMB AND HOW SURVIVE THE EARTH SO LONG?!?!
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Hung out with 3 different friend groups since Friday..it’s been fun but now I need to go into hermit mode for 5 days 😌
April 27, 2025 at 11:34 PM
Hung out with 3 different friend groups since Friday..it’s been fun but now I need to go into hermit mode for 5 days 😌
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save me bisexual lighting and giant mew plush save me
April 22, 2025 at 3:00 AM
save me bisexual lighting and giant mew plush save me
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Someone being attracted to me is regular. Someone seeing & understanding me is rare. 💡🔌🔌
April 22, 2025 at 6:13 AM
Someone being attracted to me is regular. Someone seeing & understanding me is rare. 💡🔌🔌
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Listen…. The older I get, the more I realize that being horny ALL DAY is crazy 😂😂 like damn you ain’t sensible for even 30 mins ?
April 15, 2025 at 6:17 PM
Listen…. The older I get, the more I realize that being horny ALL DAY is crazy 😂😂 like damn you ain’t sensible for even 30 mins ?
Living my best left making out and getting head while my roomie and his boo are in the other room 😍😝
April 8, 2025 at 3:38 PM
Living my best left making out and getting head while my roomie and his boo are in the other room 😍😝
We gotta move the plot forward somehow
@cosmicprince3.bsky.social : "My favorite part is when they start rounding up the Animals.
Me: "Your favorite part is fascism?"
Me: "Your favorite part is fascism?"
Forcing my roommate to watch Wicked while tripping balls. This is the funnest Sunday ever.
April 6, 2025 at 7:27 PM
We gotta move the plot forward somehow
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Something people don’t talk about is being in love with someone and feeling like it’s not good for you
March 31, 2025 at 2:32 PM
Something people don’t talk about is being in love with someone and feeling like it’s not good for you
Leave it to me to play circuit party music on the office speakers at 9am xx
March 27, 2025 at 1:00 PM
Leave it to me to play circuit party music on the office speakers at 9am xx
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I cut someone outta my life and now things have just been coming up Milhouse. Yall, we really should be hating people who treat us bad more often.
March 23, 2025 at 12:53 AM
I cut someone outta my life and now things have just been coming up Milhouse. Yall, we really should be hating people who treat us bad more often.
Smelling another man in my bed. 😋 this was a great weekend
March 23, 2025 at 5:48 PM
Smelling another man in my bed. 😋 this was a great weekend
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Mind yall, he just walked into the apt soaking wet cuz he had to smoke weed.
March 21, 2025 at 3:02 AM
Mind yall, he just walked into the apt soaking wet cuz he had to smoke weed.
@wideandsassy.bsky.social to me since we became roomies
i actually enjoy that there’s something deeply wrong with u
March 21, 2025 at 2:56 AM
@wideandsassy.bsky.social to me since we became roomies
Okay I need help. New plant dad. Wtf is this and how does it need me to take care of it?
March 11, 2025 at 10:37 PM
Okay I need help. New plant dad. Wtf is this and how does it need me to take care of it?
I also have beef with daylight savings time. Cause what? We just move time cause we can? Like we’re GOD?!? That person who makes the decision as to when we do that must get so aroused
March 7, 2025 at 1:20 PM
I also have beef with daylight savings time. Cause what? We just move time cause we can? Like we’re GOD?!? That person who makes the decision as to when we do that must get so aroused