Carson
@cosmicopossum.bsky.social
(He,him) 30
Embarrassing myself on a whole new platform. 18+ because I may get saucy.
Embarrassing myself on a whole new platform. 18+ because I may get saucy.
Probably gonna move the real horniess and nudes to an alt
September 29, 2025 at 1:33 PM
Probably gonna move the real horniess and nudes to an alt
Ok and now a silly one
September 28, 2025 at 2:40 PM
Ok and now a silly one
The lighting in the new half bath is very good
September 28, 2025 at 2:38 PM
The lighting in the new half bath is very good
I’ve been feeling so HORNY and SLUTTY this week but I’ve been too busy with moving to do anything about it 😭
September 12, 2025 at 4:30 PM
I’ve been feeling so HORNY and SLUTTY this week but I’ve been too busy with moving to do anything about it 😭
Oomf said I should make an onlyfans and my house downpayment agrees tbh
August 28, 2025 at 6:56 PM
Oomf said I should make an onlyfans and my house downpayment agrees tbh
The last let’s say about 12 months —cumulatively— have been the worst for physical and mental health I’ve had in perhaps my entire life. So here’s to hoping we can just wrap that at a year and move on.
August 5, 2025 at 7:33 PM
The last let’s say about 12 months —cumulatively— have been the worst for physical and mental health I’ve had in perhaps my entire life. So here’s to hoping we can just wrap that at a year and move on.
Nobody seems to care that I’m too hot and fun to have to go to work :(
July 31, 2025 at 1:01 PM
Nobody seems to care that I’m too hot and fun to have to go to work :(
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It’s that time of year where I listen to the A White Horse episode of the Memory Palace and cry a little
June 17, 2025 at 2:41 PM
It’s that time of year where I listen to the A White Horse episode of the Memory Palace and cry a little
Hungover in an “embarrassed to be alive” way
June 15, 2025 at 1:35 PM
Hungover in an “embarrassed to be alive” way
Lips chapped from all the stubble they came into contact with this weekend 🙂↕️
June 2, 2025 at 2:37 PM
Lips chapped from all the stubble they came into contact with this weekend 🙂↕️
My favorite kind of problem is one that involves a 7:45 am doctors appointment
Physically, mentally, emotionally, spiritually I love to have problems
May 14, 2025 at 5:12 PM
My favorite kind of problem is one that involves a 7:45 am doctors appointment
Physically, mentally, emotionally, spiritually I love to have problems
May 14, 2025 at 5:11 PM
Physically, mentally, emotionally, spiritually I love to have problems
This was a really powerful weekend for gay guys to get sunburns
May 12, 2025 at 3:47 PM
This was a really powerful weekend for gay guys to get sunburns
Absolutely bedeviled with gay thoughts and homosexual urges today
May 5, 2025 at 5:11 PM
Absolutely bedeviled with gay thoughts and homosexual urges today
Haven’t posted pole in a minute
May 3, 2025 at 3:44 PM
Haven’t posted pole in a minute
Oh well… now I’ve seen the White House one
I am living correctly because I have not seen any of the ai Ghibli images people are complaining about, thank you all
March 28, 2025 at 2:25 AM
Oh well… now I’ve seen the White House one
I am living correctly because I have not seen any of the ai Ghibli images people are complaining about, thank you all
March 27, 2025 at 8:12 PM
I am living correctly because I have not seen any of the ai Ghibli images people are complaining about, thank you all
Aleksei and Valentine could have drowned me in that pool and I would still have asked if they wanted head
March 17, 2025 at 2:35 AM
Aleksei and Valentine could have drowned me in that pool and I would still have asked if they wanted head
My hair looks fucking incredible today and I should get the day off for it
March 10, 2025 at 5:26 PM
My hair looks fucking incredible today and I should get the day off for it
The way all I want to do today is paint various fish today but instead I’m at work watching a file export crash my computer
February 26, 2025 at 2:32 PM
The way all I want to do today is paint various fish today but instead I’m at work watching a file export crash my computer
My skin breaking out right before a sexually charged weekend is actually completely outrageous and a telltale sign that god is scared of me at full strength
February 20, 2025 at 4:17 PM
My skin breaking out right before a sexually charged weekend is actually completely outrageous and a telltale sign that god is scared of me at full strength