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@cosmicanamnesis.bsky.social
· Feb 4
No Context highlight record, copied from Twitter in no particular order:
"yeah, thats not super cool... I know exactly what Lego piece that hairstyle would be, though"
December 15, 2025 at 5:16 AM
"yeah, thats not super cool... I know exactly what Lego piece that hairstyle would be, though"
"rippin' ass or assly ripping?"
December 13, 2025 at 10:53 AM
"rippin' ass or assly ripping?"
"fuck yeah! canyon!"
December 7, 2025 at 1:53 AM
"fuck yeah! canyon!"
"im only a thesaurus when im angry"
November 8, 2025 at 2:46 AM
"im only a thesaurus when im angry"
overheard in line for the living tombstone: "dont rub one out in the living tombstone line!! silas!!!"
October 30, 2025 at 1:28 AM
overheard in line for the living tombstone: "dont rub one out in the living tombstone line!! silas!!!"
"i need to get some Adderall and watch some school house rock.... are you tweeting that?"
October 24, 2025 at 7:26 AM
"i need to get some Adderall and watch some school house rock.... are you tweeting that?"
"roll a Persuasion check with your strength modifier"
October 23, 2025 at 2:25 AM
"roll a Persuasion check with your strength modifier"
"i am becheesed"
September 30, 2025 at 8:05 AM
"i am becheesed"
"its like the great British bake off but rubber!"
September 30, 2025 at 3:39 AM
"its like the great British bake off but rubber!"
Fruit of the Day: bell pepper with a. um. with a. well. u see it, right
August 24, 2025 at 2:10 PM
Fruit of the Day: bell pepper with a. um. with a. well. u see it, right
"fuck your hat and the Frenchman it rode in on"
August 13, 2025 at 6:49 AM
"fuck your hat and the Frenchman it rode in on"
"i dont think you can really hock a kidney"
July 31, 2025 at 3:01 AM
"i dont think you can really hock a kidney"
Fruit of the Day: three in one! the biggest blackberries I've ever seen in my life, an extremely small blueberry, and a radish that is... well its doing its best
July 26, 2025 at 8:39 PM
Fruit of the Day: three in one! the biggest blackberries I've ever seen in my life, an extremely small blueberry, and a radish that is... well its doing its best
"you've got it trussed up like a Non-Denominational Winter Holiday present"
July 23, 2025 at 6:06 AM
"you've got it trussed up like a Non-Denominational Winter Holiday present"
"I've been trying to figure out if me starting to play WoW was me actually wanting to play it, or if it was a cry for help."
July 22, 2025 at 10:57 AM
"I've been trying to figure out if me starting to play WoW was me actually wanting to play it, or if it was a cry for help."
"were you wearing oven mitts?"
"i was completely naked, dude!"
"i was completely naked, dude!"
July 20, 2025 at 2:23 PM
"were you wearing oven mitts?"
"i was completely naked, dude!"
"i was completely naked, dude!"
Fruit of the Day: grape mummies
July 19, 2025 at 2:37 AM
Fruit of the Day: grape mummies
Fruit of the Day: a grape with a rockin' bod lol
July 18, 2025 at 12:22 AM
Fruit of the Day: a grape with a rockin' bod lol
"everyone knows [our boss] does like me, I threaten to fuck his wife!"
July 14, 2025 at 5:02 PM
"everyone knows [our boss] does like me, I threaten to fuck his wife!"
"well- have we reconciled santa?"
July 14, 2025 at 8:48 AM
"well- have we reconciled santa?"
Fruit of the Day: this big boi dragon fruit (banana for scale)
July 13, 2025 at 6:03 PM
Fruit of the Day: this big boi dragon fruit (banana for scale)
Fruit of the Day: cherry with hat
July 9, 2025 at 3:40 PM
Fruit of the Day: cherry with hat
Fruit of the Day: titty strawberry
July 7, 2025 at 5:04 PM
Fruit of the Day: titty strawberry
Fruit of the Day: this unsellable watermelon (it maxes out the scale, we think its probably at least 40lbs but that means it can't be sold on its own. place your bets on how many watermelon bowls it'll make)
July 5, 2025 at 7:57 PM
Fruit of the Day: this unsellable watermelon (it maxes out the scale, we think its probably at least 40lbs but that means it can't be sold on its own. place your bets on how many watermelon bowls it'll make)
Fruit of the Day: conjoined strawberry
July 4, 2025 at 3:38 PM
Fruit of the Day: conjoined strawberry