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Jimi
@cosbot.bsky.social
The jek porkins of getting my shit together

I'm probably going to talk about old bad movies, video games and dogs a lot

He/Him
mike is dressed as John Travolta from Swordfish
November 12, 2025 at 7:53 PM
Life force somehow manages to be one of the boobiest horror movies without crossing over into complete sleaze
October 20, 2025 at 5:52 PM
Mike once again overcoming diversity
October 13, 2025 at 6:25 PM
You think millennials don't remember tang?
September 27, 2025 at 12:24 AM
Wow 14 levels even
September 24, 2025 at 1:54 PM
If Scout (the best girl) didn't get raptured then nobody did
September 24, 2025 at 3:35 AM
A press conference about the sun?
September 23, 2025 at 1:15 AM
He underwent a girthening
September 4, 2025 at 1:34 AM
I can't believe they cut out the part where Hailey says "this IS legal advice" before suggesting poisoning shoplifters
September 3, 2025 at 6:24 PM
I hear his mom still won't unblock porn sites on their network so this is the only way he can jork it
September 2, 2025 at 2:29 AM
Did you get the kind with the two tall doors or the Pentagon?
August 31, 2025 at 11:32 PM
Is this some kind of Jeff Gerstmann cross over event?
August 31, 2025 at 11:25 PM
Someone who's excited about owning it has it and not someone excited about flipping it so that's best case scenario as far as I'm concerned
August 30, 2025 at 4:37 AM
They say the higher difficulty just turns the enemies into sponges, but could a sponge do this?
a cartoon character wearing headphones and a hat
Alt: Otto from the Simpsons smashing a wall after he found out homer called him a sponge
media.tenor.com
August 30, 2025 at 12:55 AM
McDonald's knows what the best Mario kart is I guess
August 29, 2025 at 12:17 AM