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The current administration is an embarrassment on a historical scale.
It takes a lot strength to not laugh uncontrollably when you hear the phrase “Harvey Balls” uttered by very serious technicians on a 5:30am call…
August 20, 2025 at 2:54 PM
May 30, 2025 at 11:28 PM
Ugh, just found out I’m not getting my insecurity deposit back 🤷‍♂️
May 17, 2025 at 5:34 PM
I miss riding the rails with my old pal HoBO Max
May 14, 2025 at 9:15 PM
*record scratch* *freeze frame* Yep, that's me. You're probably wondering how I got here.

Coming this July!
May 10, 2025 at 4:22 PM
@sound-transit.bsky.social Get your shit together
May 8, 2025 at 8:42 PM
Guess I’m not winning “”Cory of the day”
April 2, 2025 at 12:29 AM
Last night my Apple Watch warned me my heart rate was at an unsafe high level for a duration of over 20 minutes…

I was also 3/4 of the way through the #severance finale…

Related?
March 21, 2025 at 3:47 PM
Me looking up to see the Clemson/McNeese halftime score…
March 20, 2025 at 8:39 PM
State of the Union (2025)
March 5, 2025 at 3:14 AM
I’m only ten minutes into episode 1 of #DaredevilBornAgain and need a break…

Wow.
March 5, 2025 at 2:31 AM
My wife does not understand how huge HEEL John Cena is!!!!!!

But yet, I love her
a cartoon character is giving a thumbs up in front of a locker with the number 22 on it
ALT: a cartoon character is giving a thumbs up in front of a locker with the number 22 on it
media.tenor.com
March 2, 2025 at 3:52 AM
So…

The Constant?

Pine Barrens?

Ozymandias?

The Suit Case?

or…

Chikhai Bardo?

#severance
February 28, 2025 at 3:17 AM
Our Oscar themed Sunday dinner menu!

The Stewtalist
The Substewnce
I’m Stew Here
A Complete Unstewn
Stewn: Part 2
The Wickedly talented, one and only… Adele Stewzeem
Anora…stew?
Concladel (of stew)
Nickel (for a) Bowl(s) (of stew)
Estewlia Pérez

Yes, we are just eating stew
February 28, 2025 at 12:37 AM
I have a confession to make…I’ve never seen “The Conversation”

#hackman
February 27, 2025 at 6:00 PM
February 26, 2025 at 2:07 AM
#sounders til I die
February 23, 2025 at 6:33 PM
*Al Pacino voice*

“This valley ranch…must…stay…HIDDEN!”
February 23, 2025 at 6:23 PM
My spring reading list!
February 23, 2025 at 12:48 AM
“Jesus…Christ!?!?”
#severance
February 21, 2025 at 3:17 AM
BRB, working up the courage to tell my wife I’m leaving everything to (1-800) Kars4Kids when I die…
February 12, 2025 at 3:22 AM
February 7, 2025 at 3:55 AM
Happy new episode of #severance day to all! 🧇🥳
January 30, 2025 at 4:26 PM
Is there an official term for when this sort of coincidence shows up in your timeline?
January 27, 2025 at 8:20 PM
January 23, 2025 at 5:49 AM