Criminals love putting down concrete slabs to cover up their crimes.

So I should never eat an apple again, and it will increase my chance of salvation?

I don't know... if I were to come to your house to cuddle your dog, you might feel an urge to scream about "what are you doing in my house?", "who are you?", And "why did you crochet them a crown?"

Might not be very relaxing for all involved.