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We make bun length hotdogs, they respond with longer buns.
September 29, 2025 at 6:01 AM
We make bun length hotdogs, they respond with longer buns.
What did they think I thought was going on with their potato chips.
August 20, 2025 at 3:55 AM
What did they think I thought was going on with their potato chips.
Call me hellraiser the way I’m trying to get my pin head.
August 2, 2025 at 8:21 AM
Call me hellraiser the way I’m trying to get my pin head.
Intentionally getting caught for crimes in the hopes of being sent to a “super-mex” facility
June 22, 2025 at 7:43 AM
Intentionally getting caught for crimes in the hopes of being sent to a “super-mex” facility
Disappointed that Duster’s license plate doesn’t read “DUSTER”
June 11, 2025 at 6:06 AM
Disappointed that Duster’s license plate doesn’t read “DUSTER”
There’s an epidemic of male loneliness up the club
June 5, 2025 at 5:55 AM
There’s an epidemic of male loneliness up the club
There’s an epidemic of male loneliness up in this piece
June 5, 2025 at 5:25 AM
There’s an epidemic of male loneliness up in this piece
The distance between the top of image and the top of the box is approximately the distance that two tablespoons of butter occupy on the stick.
June 3, 2025 at 2:50 AM
The distance between the top of image and the top of the box is approximately the distance that two tablespoons of butter occupy on the stick.
Not sure why politicians think I’ll be receptive to being texted 9 paragraphs of text and a photo of them in a military uniform
April 2, 2025 at 6:55 PM
Not sure why politicians think I’ll be receptive to being texted 9 paragraphs of text and a photo of them in a military uniform
Sending an invite to a 31 day long meeting on teams to everyone in the company “Cory’s birthday month”
March 29, 2025 at 10:32 PM
Sending an invite to a 31 day long meeting on teams to everyone in the company “Cory’s birthday month”
Box of Cheese-it sized saltine crackers.
This is my dream. This is my nightmare.
This is my dream. This is my nightmare.
March 14, 2025 at 4:48 AM
Box of Cheese-it sized saltine crackers.
This is my dream. This is my nightmare.
This is my dream. This is my nightmare.
Say what you might about his politics, but we can all admit only a true genius could have conceived of an app that does “everything”
March 9, 2025 at 5:49 AM
Say what you might about his politics, but we can all admit only a true genius could have conceived of an app that does “everything”
You have a problem so you decide to traverse the shadow realms. Well buddy, now you got two problems.
March 7, 2025 at 11:35 PM
You have a problem so you decide to traverse the shadow realms. Well buddy, now you got two problems.
Incomplete list of items I’d like to see return to the del taco menu
Value menu side salad
Chipotle chicken burrito
Mini-shake
Fried jalapeño slices
Also add onions should not cost 60 cents.
Value menu side salad
Chipotle chicken burrito
Mini-shake
Fried jalapeño slices
Also add onions should not cost 60 cents.
March 5, 2025 at 8:22 PM
Incomplete list of items I’d like to see return to the del taco menu
Value menu side salad
Chipotle chicken burrito
Mini-shake
Fried jalapeño slices
Also add onions should not cost 60 cents.
Value menu side salad
Chipotle chicken burrito
Mini-shake
Fried jalapeño slices
Also add onions should not cost 60 cents.
Discovering what man’s hubris wrought at the coke free style machine
February 9, 2025 at 4:38 AM
Discovering what man’s hubris wrought at the coke free style machine
Danny Boyle’s Yesterday: guy wakes up and goes to ChatGPT. The Beatles are a rock rap duo known for headlining the 2007 Run The Bells festival and feature will.i.am and Red-Foo.
February 6, 2025 at 5:48 AM
Danny Boyle’s Yesterday: guy wakes up and goes to ChatGPT. The Beatles are a rock rap duo known for headlining the 2007 Run The Bells festival and feature will.i.am and Red-Foo.
Everyone on this website is obsessed with establishing their identity as “a writer.”
January 12, 2025 at 6:48 PM
Everyone on this website is obsessed with establishing their identity as “a writer.”
Ken burns’ “Master Chief”
January 12, 2025 at 5:52 AM
Ken burns’ “Master Chief”
In the tradition of the lambda => operator, we’re introducing the =? operator to indicate a function that will do some AI determined unknown task.
January 9, 2025 at 3:39 AM
In the tradition of the lambda => operator, we’re introducing the =? operator to indicate a function that will do some AI determined unknown task.
Going to the doctor with complaints of a large frothy yellow discharge excreting from my penis 4 or 5 times a day, often occurring first thing in the morning or after I’ve had a lot of beer.
December 27, 2024 at 4:55 AM
Going to the doctor with complaints of a large frothy yellow discharge excreting from my penis 4 or 5 times a day, often occurring first thing in the morning or after I’ve had a lot of beer.
For my crimes, I have been sentenced to toil in the cum mines.
December 10, 2024 at 5:13 AM
For my crimes, I have been sentenced to toil in the cum mines.
Can I offer anyone a vanilla protein pie?
November 22, 2024 at 11:15 PM
Can I offer anyone a vanilla protein pie?
Auditioning for SNL with my one original character Celery Clinton.
September 24, 2024 at 4:31 AM
Auditioning for SNL with my one original character Celery Clinton.
If you hit [windows key]-V you can look at, and paste from your clipboard history.
July 18, 2024 at 8:51 PM
If you hit [windows key]-V you can look at, and paste from your clipboard history.