Cory Jefferson Hagen
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Cory Jefferson Hagen
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32. Bourbon lover. Avid record collector. Cat enthusiast. Nerd.
I cannot get over the fact that Pope met JD Vance once and asked God if he could leave. Papa Francisco an icon til the end.
April 22, 2025 at 12:44 PM
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THE SHIRTS ARE BACK IN STOCK

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March 18, 2025 at 6:55 PM
Everything feels wrong. Gonna be spending a lot of time using Bluesky over other platforms now.
January 21, 2025 at 9:28 PM
Standing in a 90 minute queue at Magic Kingdom for a 90 second ride.

This is peak time management.
November 24, 2024 at 4:00 AM
Go see Wicked. It's perfect.

You're perfect.

So be perfect together.
November 22, 2024 at 4:44 AM
I ordered a Lightsaber hilt from the Disney store. It's supposed to arrive today, which means I'm going to spend today obsessively checking the tracking information instead of getting any work done.

This is normal right?
November 19, 2024 at 2:50 PM
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The best post-election political analysis I’ve seen.
November 17, 2024 at 2:07 PM
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I feel like we all just picked Bluesky and didn’t even give MILF Messenger a chance
Bluesky is number 1.
November 17, 2024 at 5:41 PM
My Twitter has been purged. All tweets gone, followers removed and people unfollowed. I kept one though
November 18, 2024 at 3:00 AM
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November 16, 2024 at 1:56 AM
This is the point that I tell you all an important fact. Every time I watch The Princess Diaries I am reminded that John McGivern is in it. I had the privilege of sharing a stage with him in college, which puts me that much closer to Anne Hathaway and Julie Andrews.

That's it. That's the flex.
November 16, 2024 at 4:34 AM
My husband and I bought a VCR and have been watching movies on VHS. If the county is going backwards the video quality might as well do the same.

(Tonight's VHS is The Princess Diaries)
November 16, 2024 at 2:45 AM
Don't know how much I'm going to use this, but it's better than X.
November 15, 2024 at 9:28 PM