Cory Barger (she/her)
@corybee.bsky.social
Bassoonist. Certified cat lady. Lily livered bleeding heart liberal. Two-time jeopardy champ
From eepy to biscuits and purrs
November 11, 2025 at 12:42 AM
From eepy to biscuits and purrs
“Here’s a great opportunity for my enemies”
Eleven out of five stars
Eleven out of five stars
November 1, 2025 at 12:13 AM
“Here’s a great opportunity for my enemies”
Eleven out of five stars
Eleven out of five stars
“Anyone who is looking for a job with no stability, unjustified firings, and a salary similar to what a waiter in that city earns, here’s your chance. Down to those who audition!”
Seven out of five stars
Seven out of five stars
November 1, 2025 at 12:13 AM
“Anyone who is looking for a job with no stability, unjustified firings, and a salary similar to what a waiter in that city earns, here’s your chance. Down to those who audition!”
Seven out of five stars
Seven out of five stars
“If they’re already auditioning the entire orchestra, why aren’t they having an audition for the director too? Another orchestra that prioritizes the careers of foreign directors. Bravo.”
No lies detected. Five out of five stars.
No lies detected. Five out of five stars.
November 1, 2025 at 12:13 AM
“If they’re already auditioning the entire orchestra, why aren’t they having an audition for the director too? Another orchestra that prioritizes the careers of foreign directors. Bravo.”
No lies detected. Five out of five stars.
No lies detected. Five out of five stars.
“Wow, what a thing to not have any shame. Don’t take auditions where you’re not respected.”
Five out of five stars
Five out of five stars
November 1, 2025 at 12:13 AM
“Wow, what a thing to not have any shame. Don’t take auditions where you’re not respected.”
Five out of five stars
Five out of five stars
Citlalli likes her costume but also wants to kill me
October 31, 2025 at 4:43 PM
Citlalli likes her costume but also wants to kill me
Happy Halloween!
October 31, 2025 at 4:01 PM
Happy Halloween!
The rehearsal started late because the truck with all the equipment broke down and honestly I’m surprised it made it at all, look at this fucking thing they rented 💀
October 26, 2025 at 8:02 PM
The rehearsal started late because the truck with all the equipment broke down and honestly I’m surprised it made it at all, look at this fucking thing they rented 💀
I appreciate that a Barger (not related afaik) was the star of last night’s game, and that Canada should by all rights win. But GO DODGERS
October 26, 2025 at 12:55 AM
I appreciate that a Barger (not related afaik) was the star of last night’s game, and that Canada should by all rights win. But GO DODGERS
Happy caturday!
September 20, 2025 at 9:20 PM
Happy caturday!
Quote post an unfiltered pic and say your age.
Citlalli is 5 or so but I have no idea really because she is a gutter angel
Citlalli is 5 or so but I have no idea really because she is a gutter angel
September 20, 2025 at 12:42 AM
Quote post an unfiltered pic and say your age.
Citlalli is 5 or so but I have no idea really because she is a gutter angel
Citlalli is 5 or so but I have no idea really because she is a gutter angel
Celebrating three years with my little bestie today!! Happy Gotcha Day Citlalli!!
September 16, 2025 at 8:22 PM
Celebrating three years with my little bestie today!! Happy Gotcha Day Citlalli!!
It’s usually way too hot where we live for this smol bean to want to sleep on my lap, so this is amazing
July 23, 2025 at 1:51 AM
It’s usually way too hot where we live for this smol bean to want to sleep on my lap, so this is amazing
I never knew Citlalli when she was little but here she is when I first adopted her (it makes me cry thinking about how cute of a kitten she must have been)
July 9, 2025 at 1:29 AM
I never knew Citlalli when she was little but here she is when I first adopted her (it makes me cry thinking about how cute of a kitten she must have been)
Halfway through my two week separation from my sweet bunny head
July 8, 2025 at 7:44 AM
Halfway through my two week separation from my sweet bunny head
Me too!! I only said no to foie gras for ethics and steak tartare because that’s too rare even for me
June 30, 2025 at 6:00 AM
Me too!! I only said no to foie gras for ethics and steak tartare because that’s too rare even for me
This is Citlalli, aka lalligirl, lalli-Lou, Louie, sweet pea, fuzzy face, bunny head, little bunny
May 14, 2025 at 5:33 AM
This is Citlalli, aka lalligirl, lalli-Lou, Louie, sweet pea, fuzzy face, bunny head, little bunny
If you see this, post the most recent photo of yourself from your camera roll. No cheating!
May 7, 2025 at 1:59 AM
If you see this, post the most recent photo of yourself from your camera roll. No cheating!
I’ve made it yall
May 5, 2025 at 3:35 PM
I’ve made it yall
I broke one of my Rules today (don’t pick an empty restaurant) but I was hungry and everywhere else was full of tourists and these tacos were excellent
May 5, 2025 at 12:07 AM
I broke one of my Rules today (don’t pick an empty restaurant) but I was hungry and everywhere else was full of tourists and these tacos were excellent
Lol I saw this and my first thought was saddam hussein’s hiding place, I am wayyyyy too online
May 1, 2025 at 8:33 PM
Lol I saw this and my first thought was saddam hussein’s hiding place, I am wayyyyy too online
Maybe the texts will finally stop
April 24, 2025 at 9:03 PM
Maybe the texts will finally stop
Hmmm Citlalli doesn’t have a middle name but she has many alternative names, lalligirl, lalli lou, Louie, love bug, fuzzy face, honey bun, bunnyhead, etc
April 10, 2025 at 5:31 AM
Hmmm Citlalli doesn’t have a middle name but she has many alternative names, lalligirl, lalli lou, Louie, love bug, fuzzy face, honey bun, bunnyhead, etc