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corvuscaurinus.bsky.social
Much like when I got this text the other week tbh:
Campaign text talking up shitty Seattle City Attorney Ann Davison, plus my response: "I have voted for Davison's opponents every chance I've had so far and have no plans to stop now"
July 29, 2025 at 3:34 AM
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Looks like a funky cousin of the Airline, Jack White's mid-60s department store catalogue guitar he played in The White Stripes
Bright red electric guitar with a white pickguard and a funky, angular body
March 16, 2025 at 7:06 AM
corvuscaurinus.bsky.social
Your last saved meme is your moral philosophy.
Trent Reznor: "How are you tonight? Having a good time? Ready to party? Have fun? Well that was the last guys. Wrong fucking band. We're here to have a bad time." (Synthesizer playing)
January 13, 2025 at 8:40 AM
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Wind storm power outaged so hard the Seattle City Light outage map is down
Screenshot of a partially-loaded map of Seattle. A popup reads "troubleshooting: we are aware that the outage map and reporting system are experiencing technical difficulties. We are currently troubleshooting the issue. Thank you for your patience." In the background is an additional popup that reads "November 19 Forecasted Wind Event: details"
November 20, 2024 at 4:11 AM
corvuscaurinus.bsky.social
Seattle! My choir is performing our Trans Day of Rememberance show this afternoon at 3 p.m. and Wednesday the 20th at 7:30 p.m. Sliding-scale tickets at stanceseattle.org
Seattle Trans and Nonbinary Choral Ensemble presents The Power of Me: honoring our fallen siblings. Saturday November 16th at 3 p.m. and Wednesday November 20th at 7:30 p.m. Location: University Congregational United Church of Christ. Masks required. Purchase tickets at stanceseattle.org
November 16, 2024 at 8:44 PM
corvuscaurinus.bsky.social
Oh hey, I didn't know you owned this shirt
Photo of a shirt that says "gym hair don't care," but the font makes it look like it says "cum hair don't care" instead
November 2, 2024 at 3:25 AM
corvuscaurinus.bsky.social
DIG ME OUT
DIG ME IN
OUTTA THIS MESS BABY OUTTA MY HEAD
bard mouse in a cape playing a bop
August 20, 2024 at 7:49 PM
corvuscaurinus.bsky.social
Post the television character you most identify with
Maya Ishii-Peters from the Hulu show Pen15
August 1, 2024 at 8:21 AM
corvuscaurinus.bsky.social
SEE she looks great
A cute lady with long curly brown hair, glasses, a Vampire The Masquerade t-shirt, and tiny shorts, sitting in the glass. She's wearing a mask but you can tell she's smiling behind it
June 29, 2024 at 3:40 AM
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Trying some shit out at trans pride
Transmasc person with light skin, pulled-back dark hair, an undercut, and wire-rimmed glasses. On their chest is a sticker that says "my pronouns are they/he".
June 29, 2024 at 3:33 AM
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Low-key obsessed with this pull quote from an article I just read about a woman who discovered her thrift store vase was a Mayan artifact
She then sent photos of her vase to a museum staff member who verified her ceremonial urn belonged to the Indigenous Mayan people and was 2000 years old. "I am thrilled to have played a part in its repatriation story. I would like it to go back to its righful place and to where it belongs," said Dozier to WUSA. "But I also want it out of my home because I have three little boys and I have been petrified, well it's gone now, but I was petrified that after two-thousand years I would be the one to wreck it."
June 27, 2024 at 6:17 PM
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Hey, Seattle! You should come hear my choir tonight at 7:30 (Rainier Beach Presbyterian in Rainier Beach) and/or tomorrow afternoon at 3 (Seattle First Baptist on Capitol Hill). Sliding-scale tickets here: www.stanceseattle.org/performances...
Seattle Trans and Nonbinary Choral Ensemble presents True Colors. Friday, June 21st and Saturday, June 22nd. Masks recommended. Purchase tickets: stanceseattle.org
June 21, 2024 at 9:03 PM
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Went to Goodwill yesterday and couldn't help but think of @michaelhobbes.bsky.social and @yrfatfriend.bsky.social when I got to the books
Five hardcover copies of Rachel Hollis's Girl, Wash Your Face lined up on a bookshelf
May 24, 2024 at 2:57 AM
corvuscaurinus.bsky.social
Tonight, in Shit I Never Thought I'd See in my City:
A grainy photo of the night sky alight with aurora reds and greens
May 11, 2024 at 6:59 AM
corvuscaurinus.bsky.social
Gas lightning! Go gas lightning!
Greased lightning
April 14, 2024 at 4:43 PM
corvuscaurinus.bsky.social
Post a picture from your phone but don’t explain it
Married pigeon couple named betty white and bernadette
April 7, 2024 at 10:28 PM
corvuscaurinus.bsky.social
Went to an arcade with my wife and sister-in-law today and there was DOLLY PARTON PINBALL
Dolly Parton pinball machine
April 1, 2024 at 5:47 AM
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Looking through some of my course materials for the upcoming quarter and having a touch of imposter syndrome
After conpleting the lab session, you will be able to accomplish the following: 1. Aminister a blood transfusion.
March 30, 2024 at 10:16 PM
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Here's the other one lol
Collage featuring copy from nipple clamp advertisements, including "help her enjoy better sex" and "gets the job done in a pinch!"
March 26, 2024 at 9:46 PM
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I'm on spring break and only have a little bit of homework so I made some goofy dumb collages for fun
Collage with text: Get a job as a pool boy. Shoplift. Create a world class spa in your own home. Live beautifully.
March 26, 2024 at 9:42 PM
corvuscaurinus.bsky.social
Post Something Green From Your Gallery 💚
Green-tinted photo of a person in a crowded space holding up what looks like a bomb while onlookers film them on their phones. The photo is captioned "Nuke at the club" followed by the 100 emoji four times
March 22, 2024 at 4:04 PM
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Went to pick up my PrEP prescription and was alternately horrified and delighted to discover the pills were manufactured by HETERO(tm)
By: Hetero (trademark symbol), Hetero Labs Limited
March 15, 2024 at 4:10 AM
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Educational materials for behavioral health nursing love to invent teenagers who are having a way cooler time than you
Nurse: Abby, let's explore some other ways you might find happiness again. What hobbies do you have? Abby: Huffing paint, skipping school, and having sex.
March 5, 2024 at 8:24 AM
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if you see this, i invite you to post a picture from whatever device you were using without explanation
Sign that says "please do not touch the whale"
February 29, 2024 at 10:21 PM
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The service that handles my immunization records for nursing school, exactly 364 days after my last flu shot:
Screenshot of a text message saying "Hi there. You are now not compliant. Please log in to your Complio account and update items with the Red X next to them. Have a good day! American DataBank". The words "not compliant" are in all caps.
September 20, 2023 at 6:26 AM