Please tell me there is more to this.

I have done the same actually.

Please take your time and don’t rush it out. Make sure it’s an improvement before finalizing it.

The term comes from a person fucking their own mother, so it would still be insulting.

Same

Clearly she left something in the toaster. What else could it be?

Not gonna lie, at first glance all I saw were the dicks and not the condoms. I was very concerned for a moment.

I feel that more than you will ever know