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@corvidae.bsky.social
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🔞 I am a real corvid, you can trust me. 💗🤍💜🖤💙💍they/he.
FFXIV, Adamantoise; Saja costumer
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Pre-transition heard this a lot tbh Faye from Demonschool is a goddamn delight and this crusty man is right but he forgot (laudatory)
Screenshot from Necrosoft's Demonschool, which released today. It features the lead Faye on the left looking confident with a small smile as some old dude off screen says 'You're a very rude young lady aren't you?" There is a classroom in pixel art in the background and, not pictured, the sick background music.
November 20, 2025 at 12:06 AM
corvidae.bsky.social
I think about this bit from tiktok all the time. It was originally about 'oh i guess some people need glasses actually' iirc but since the sloppification whenever someone proudly shows me some generative garbage i think of this video
November 18, 2025 at 5:49 PM
corvidae.bsky.social
I don't... know that this counts. But this is the last image I saved because it made me laugh, so I feel that it should 😔 no idea what life philosophy it is communicating tho
Photograph of turkey vulture on sign, wings spread open. Sign says 'kayak rentals available on request.' The joke is you can rent kayaks from this bird. I did not take the photo or make the joke, but both are excellent.
November 17, 2025 at 2:52 AM
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White and grey siamese mix grooming his back while sitting on part of a brown leather sectional. He is a little blurry because he is mid-lick. The same white and grey cat who has stopped licking his coat because he's a little annoyed spa time has been interrupted by singing. He is gently glaring over his own rump.
November 11, 2025 at 1:39 AM
corvidae.bsky.social
Happy birthday to your friend Sierra!
A white and grey siamese mix cat with blue eyes sits patiently. He is waiting for a toy out of frame.
November 5, 2025 at 5:08 AM
corvidae.bsky.social
Finished the two garments to replace pieces from last year's Saja costume. I'm still not into dickeys but until I can try to get more of this specific red broadcloth it was all I had enough for.
Cluttered photograph of a pad for ironing, on which lays a cobalt Saja shirt with the star cruiser symbol embroidered on one sleeve. There is a red dickey with its ties done loosely beneath it on top of the shirt. Beside them both is a baby blue bolero with pin tuck sleeves.
September 17, 2025 at 4:59 PM
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we like to joke our large hairy son is disrespectful for cheddar potato chips-- is it the starch? The cheese?
A photograph of the boy who is disrespectful for cheddar potato chips, a siamese / american shorthair mix lounging on his back on a fish-patterned rug.
September 13, 2025 at 1:56 AM
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One of two broken Saja bracelets repaired. Before and after.
Handmade pottery dish with little white fish swimming in a school holds a handful of black and white monochromatic semi-precious stone beads, a gold bird charm, and some navy thread. The repaired bracelet, clasped shut, placed on faux wood vinyl flooring.
September 12, 2025 at 6:17 PM
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Just out of frame my cat is annoyed I am on the floor with toys but not letting him participate.
Same beads as before on the bottom third of the photo, but above is a white and grey siamese american shorthair mix grooming himself and looking outside, disgruntled.
September 12, 2025 at 4:52 PM
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The nightmares on the skyline are plentiful, I don't need to remind anyone... about to repair some of my Saja beads in advance of bringing out my new, improved Saja costume this fall.
Photograph of two necklaces, and 4 bracelets, positioned on a faux wood vinyl floor all laid out encircled by the largest necklace. There are two types here: a couple in monochrome stone and semi-precious beads, and a couple in wood and colourful glass beads. Two have broken clasps, and one has completely fallen apart and must be wholly restrung.
September 12, 2025 at 4:50 PM
corvidae.bsky.social
I specifically love taking unflattering photos of my cat, Lugh. Sorry Lugh.
Photo of a white and grey cat on his back, blob-shaped, all four paws in the air. He is squinting, sleepy, on a cream carpet landing. Photo of the same white and grey cat, but this time in a sitting pose i call 'shrimping' because he is in a hunched over C shape like a cocktail shrimp.
July 21, 2025 at 4:28 PM
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Thought the ParaNorman skateboard looked incredible, then I saw it is 700$-- i will admire it from afar 🫠 (it is still incredible! Just not for me)
Screenshot of the Laika store's very creative ParaNorman limited edition skateboard deck (which actually is rideable, wheels and all, not just art painted onto a skateboard deck shaped canvas which I hate) but it is 702$
July 11, 2025 at 5:08 PM
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Two-panel meme. On the left is just Lae'zel from Bg3. On the right is a kitkat bar someone has bitten into, directly through the wrapper.
July 11, 2025 at 1:14 PM
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What's your fav meme for this sentiment rn? I hold them like little rays of light in my heart
Meme image of two pokemon game screens. On the top half, Eevee speaks with Pikachu. Eevee is saying "I do not vibe with this universe". In the bottom frame, Pikachu remains but eevee has teleported away in a sparkle burst of light.
July 11, 2025 at 3:51 AM
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I made this tunic for a dear friend, someone in my guild at LARP. My LARP guild gave me a place to belong in a hobby in which I had largely felt discarded, so I am always so grateful. Concept sketch vs finished garment. 100% human-conceived, human-wrought.
Digital art. Rough sketch of the front and back of a black and white tunic, with gold leaf panels around the top skirt. The back has a big white lion rampant. Photo of the real life tunic, after months of work. It's kind of a messy photo-- the tunic is hanging on disused home gym equipment with clutter in the background. It is a source of pride, but sometimes life is a little messy.
July 4, 2025 at 1:37 AM
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Dog party on the beach (distant longing)
Photo of a bright blue sky and a sunlit sandy beach at low tide. In the distance there are five or six dogs playing, supervised by their owners. The beach is fairly quiet, it is still only seven or eight in the morning.
June 23, 2025 at 3:06 PM
corvidae.bsky.social
My cat Lugh looks pretty similar to Hugh and when I saw Hugh's name I was like 'no way' so good morning owner of cat twin haha
A large white cat with a dark grey tail and accents lies on cream carpet stairs looking up at the camera, because he is ready to playfully attack.
June 2, 2025 at 10:42 AM
corvidae.bsky.social
The laundry, it is very chatty
Photo of three laundry baskets on an out of frame table, against a brown wall and half a white french door with glass panes. It is one wall of a living room. The leftmost white laundry basket is full of unsorted white laundry. The basket in the middle is full of black/dark unsorted laundry, but it is also topped with a very fluffy soft black cat staring at the camera from the void. At a glance it is hard to tell where the laundry stops and the cat begins.
June 1, 2025 at 5:25 PM
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Incredible, 0 notes. Technically Jay Gatsby tied with Jon Hammond from Jurassic Park (film, not book), but I thought it was funny I got Leonardo DiCaprio roles twice in my top 5.
Leonardo DiCaprio as Dom Cobb in Inception, wearing a dark suit, looking skyward. Photo of Wanda Maximoff as the Scarlet Witch, with a wide eyed and emotive glance off screen. Fan art by Rikuumii of Lucifer from Hazbin Hotel holding a rubber ducky aloft in one hand and grinning toothily at the viewer. Photo of Leonardo DiCaprio as Jay Gatsby in the iconic toast scene from the Great Gatsby in which he starred. He's holding his coupe up to the viewer and smiling beatifically. He is again in a dark suit, his hair slicked to one side.
May 19, 2025 at 3:19 PM
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Slightly blurry night time photo. In the mid ground there are bottom boughs of a flowering magnolia tree, lit softly from beneath the blossoms by solar powered small lights wound around the branches. On the right there is a thin trail of identical lights along a nearly unseeable black iron fence. In the background there are rows of trees on both flanks, descending in height to an opening of navy night sky. In the middle of the empty blue night sky there is a single silhouette of an evergreen.
May 2, 2025 at 3:52 AM
corvidae.bsky.social
Haha we were in our own race apparently
Bsky cropped screenshot of two users posting an answer to a question within one second of each other. The first skeet says 'believe it's "The Distance"' and the second says 'The Distance'
April 23, 2025 at 1:12 PM
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No one in my life appreciated the historical accuracy of this found tweet 😔 perhaps you will
Stolen screenshot of a @YoRHaw tweet from the beforetimes which says "*boots up katamari* King of the Universe: ahhh my stupid ass son. Get your gay ass on earth and roll shit up for 20 minutes. OK. I hate you *the best song ever produced for a video game starts to play*"
April 3, 2025 at 3:50 AM
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Didn't get into bread during the pandemic but made a sourdough starter a month ago-- here are my three loaves! Every time I learned something, and I improved 💖
Pale weirdly lumpy loaf of sourdough bread on a white plastic cutting board, with various kitchen clutter inthe background Slightly overbaked loaf of sourdough which has risen but wasn't scored well enough so the ears are tiny and the loaf didn't expand Third loaf of sourdough, this one has a soft gold colour and prominent crisp ears. It is resting on a cooling tray.
March 31, 2025 at 6:18 PM
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Today marks one year since the first time I applied my T gel (I'm on injections now). I have a supportive, wonderful spouse and friends whom I adore. I have a large anxious cat that I love. I am more me every day. I can't be any less myself, no matter what happens. I wasted enough time.
Photo of a dozen funfetti cupcakes with mostly white buttercream icing, and rainbow sprinkles, held aloft on a white plastic cake caddy tray by OP. Two of the cupcakes have pink icing instead. Four cupcakes in the center have pink hearts on the white icing, and each of the four has a letter in black gel icing; `d`, `e`, `a`, `n` respectively. A slightly messy black stovetop and black cooling grate are in the background.
March 27, 2025 at 2:19 AM
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Blurry screenshot of a scene in an episode from the second dvd of season one of a Sabrina the Teenage Witch episode. Salem the black cat is in the driver's seat of a child's toy driveable car, making a blep face. Red lettering added to the photo says 'beep beep'. I took this photo for no reason because watching a cat drive a fake car in this hell year of 2025 brought me joy.
February 22, 2025 at 1:04 AM