Celtics trade Jrue Holiday to Trail Blazers for Anfernee Simons and two second-round picks - Shams Charania

For anyone wondering, the shingles vaccine SUCKS. I feel like I went on a whiskey bender and then tried to wrestle a moving Tri-Met bus. Every muscle is sore. Even the one you use to shut off your pee- the kegels or whatever. THAT’S sore.