Happy belated Crimmus from me.

I might have to give up coffee.

I watched 6 seasons of ER and decided I had seen enough.

This is (allegedly) Nancy Parker, The Luigi Snitch. She bragged about it on her Facebook, which she has since deleted. She is being denied the reward money. AND MCDONALDS FIRED HER. You have to laugh.

Jenna reading me for FILTH

Missing Gavin Creel this Holiday Season.

I want him. But I’m too high to make a purchase so I hope that they’re black Friday sale extends through the weekend. But I saw these breathing plushy on TikTok and I am lonely and having anxiety. And it helps allegedly. Has anyone used a breathing plushie?

I get that everyone loves the Netflix cheesy Christmas movie, but no Christmas movie that’s cheesy and bad will ever top this one. The description…At no point that I know where that summary was going in so I had to watch it.

MY Sexiest Man Alive and MY Americas ass. Aldis Hodge, I know you’re booked and busy, but what time do you get off? And can I watch?