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@cortexidan.bsky.social
sick, spiteful, unattractive. the liver may be diseased.
November 7, 2025 at 3:04 PM
November 7, 2025 at 1:23 AM
tá tudo normal
October 9, 2025 at 11:27 PM
September 29, 2025 at 2:25 AM
and I want you, and I want you...
and I want you

AND
I
WANT
YOU
September 25, 2025 at 11:14 PM
September 23, 2025 at 10:43 AM
Arrume-se comigo para o apocalipse
September 21, 2025 at 5:01 PM
September 9, 2025 at 12:03 AM
June 28, 2025 at 12:30 AM
minha mãe tava conversando com o macho dela e soltou um 'eu vou lá e pá'
June 19, 2025 at 11:02 PM
Vi na rua um carro cuja grade frontal parecia a capa de um disco do tool
June 14, 2025 at 4:42 PM
Sapientiae Niche - Vetiver de Noir
June 8, 2025 at 1:31 AM
June 4, 2025 at 6:06 PM
May 10, 2025 at 10:32 PM
April 3, 2025 at 6:18 PM
March 7, 2025 at 3:03 AM
Esqueci o fone em casa
February 11, 2025 at 10:42 AM
January 18, 2025 at 5:58 PM
January 2, 2025 at 4:27 PM
Programação de domingo a tarde (fiquei segurando a geladeira com o peso do corpo)
December 1, 2024 at 8:43 PM
Empesteei o banheiro da firma com cheiro de melaleuca
October 21, 2024 at 4:24 PM
"prefiro morrer dormindo, é meu sonho"
October 18, 2024 at 2:29 PM
fazendo a planilha de gastos do mês que vem
October 9, 2024 at 1:18 AM
Acabei de descobrir que um candidato a prefeito tá usando tornozeleira pq estava no 08/01
October 2, 2024 at 10:19 AM
September 18, 2024 at 6:45 PM