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HelveticaPickles
@corsivapickles.bsky.social
Just a nerd nerdin' around. Definitely at least 30 years old enough. they/them

Also, random, niche font jokes, apparently.
So KEEP IT UP! SQUEEZE TINY, GLITTERY MOMENTS OF JOY OUT OF LIFE
a bald man is holding two slices of orange in front of his eyes and says when the squeeze happens .
ALT: a bald man is holding two slices of orange in front of his eyes and says when the squeeze happens .
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November 17, 2025 at 12:17 AM
One of my friends and I have an ongoing list of "delightful coffee shops" to visit. We pick a different one each time. I got amazing fresh churros and a delicious sugar-bomb called a Unicorn Latte (complete with marshmallow horn and ears on a pile of whipped cream) at one of the more eccentric ones.
November 17, 2025 at 12:15 AM
THANK YOU 🙏
November 15, 2025 at 6:30 PM
So, a win no matter what!
November 15, 2025 at 10:53 AM
Oh, man, those would be PERFECT but they're out of stock! I'll keep a lookout in case they restock!!!! Thank you so much for the lead!
November 15, 2025 at 10:50 AM
InEFFable
November 14, 2025 at 12:55 PM
The fuck, not even a commemorative oil rig plushie? LAME
November 13, 2025 at 6:34 PM
Me, after I have procrastinated once again and barely gotten myself together at the last second after a great deal of stress: NEVER AGAIN

Me in reality, tho:
a cartoon character says welp i learned nothing while walking down a hill
ALT: a cartoon character says welp i learned nothing while walking down a hill
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November 13, 2025 at 5:51 PM
Do they give you bonuses and extra paid time off or SOMETHING to reward you for all the nonsense?
November 13, 2025 at 5:48 PM
Ah. Well, damn. Good luck🤞
November 13, 2025 at 4:07 PM
Ah, Advanced Small Town Shit™️?

That's a lot. I'm sorry 🫂
November 13, 2025 at 4:03 PM
NO, I don't think or have any reason to think Fred Rogers is in those files, has ever been associated with any of those involved, or has any crimes whatsoever.

My point is that I am so serious about the files that I would welcome the ruin of even my personal treasured hero if they were guilty.
November 12, 2025 at 5:57 PM
I don't care if even someone like national treasure Fred Rogers somehow turned out to be one of the criminals exposed by the files--if they've done the crime, I don't care who the fuck they are, they deserve to have their lives and reputations nuked to hell, and, if doable, be locked away forever.
November 12, 2025 at 5:53 PM
If it's going to be too hot or otherwise uncomfortable, DON'T DO IT. The pain isn't worth it!
November 11, 2025 at 7:58 PM
MAXIMUM GENDER FUCKERY
elmo is standing in front of a fire with the words `` so it begins '' .
ALT: elmo is standing in front of a fire with the words `` so it begins '' .
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November 11, 2025 at 7:40 PM
"Don't see it as starving, see it as kick-starting weight loss!" Fuckers. I hope, if there is a hell, the ones responsible for this end up in the deepest level.
November 10, 2025 at 3:08 PM
What in the Hungry Games Capitol nonsense is this now?!!!!
November 10, 2025 at 3:07 PM
More like those mystery jelly beans where every other one is a heinous flavor like vomit or rotten fish but they are presented encased in deceptively innocuous-looking outer shells. Looks like popcorn, tastes like piss!
November 10, 2025 at 3:02 PM
Well, you see, there was this one time in Belgium...
November 9, 2025 at 10:43 PM