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Corporate saltine. Slave to the Ritz masters.
If you already come from a benchmark that’s he’s totally fucking stupid and does not know what he’s doing, this isn’t baffling.
April 9, 2025 at 1:10 PM
At this rate, we’ll be belly crawling to midterms with our fingernails and teeth.
April 9, 2025 at 1:05 PM
She’s looking real…Neanderthalish.
April 7, 2025 at 4:14 PM
She totally gave him the sloppy toppy. Why else would she even be able to get a meeting?
April 3, 2025 at 6:00 PM
No it fucking won’t. Read the room.
April 3, 2025 at 5:57 PM
🤬
April 2, 2025 at 9:21 PM
Let’s give him some more L’s so he can enjoy those positions then.
April 2, 2025 at 6:23 PM
“Unexpectedly”? Totally expected and deliberate.
April 2, 2025 at 6:22 PM
It’s still crusty dusty Dave Portnoy though…

Let’s not “enemy of my enemy
“ this.
March 26, 2025 at 7:23 PM
If he argues semantics enough, it will buy him time to the next scandal.
March 26, 2025 at 7:21 PM
More of this! Louder!
March 26, 2025 at 7:20 PM
So…our national policy is “fuck them kids”?
March 26, 2025 at 7:18 PM
I’m 6’2 and not 5’5 because I say so.
March 26, 2025 at 7:17 PM
I’m sure accountability is coming in 3…2…
March 26, 2025 at 12:46 PM
It’s a slow crawl, but at least it’s progress…I guess.
March 25, 2025 at 9:32 PM
😭 We are going to suffer through this until that other proverbial shoe drops.
March 25, 2025 at 9:04 PM
He hasn’t tackled his alcoholism to regain the dignity he doesn’t have. That man has problems…and giving him a spotlight, notoriety and money isn’t helping.
March 25, 2025 at 8:44 PM
Because she’s black. Next question.
March 25, 2025 at 8:40 PM
It’s going to be a hot summer then because that’s when this nation really activates but this route is exhausting and every time we do this, we damage and divide ourselves even more.
March 25, 2025 at 8:39 PM
I guess where I’m at is that this should be a cake walk, but if this isn’t, then either the pain is not felt deeply enough, yet, or the Dems still are chasing their tails…and I fear both things are true.
March 25, 2025 at 8:05 PM
I’ll settle for just putting Elon on the moon…and leaving him there.
March 25, 2025 at 7:49 PM
My take is the old guard is out of their realm and this “give us money to fight” is not working. Hearing Dem leaders talk about waiting for poll numbers to tank before swooping in is increasingly alarming given damage is being assessed on an exponential timeline, not linear. It all feels…insane!
March 25, 2025 at 7:43 PM
This frustrates me because what we’re experiencing right impacts everyone regardless of party lines in deeply negative ways thats is so apparent that these local races should be slam dunks this early.
March 25, 2025 at 7:31 PM
Is it not fair to think this mode of communication is then antiquated and needs to be modernized?
March 25, 2025 at 7:29 PM
You engaged with me to lend me your crusty ass two cents I didn’t ask for. You’re more than welcome to take your own advice and shut the ever loving fuck up.

Separately, after what Chuck Schumer just did points to Democrats still not getting it so spare me.

Go scream into the void on Facebook.
March 25, 2025 at 7:28 PM